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    a blurb of the quotes i have:

    Luck is my middle name. Mind you, my first name is Bad.
    You must have a bladder like Lake Erie. I think empires rose and fell in the time it took you to pee
    If your attack is going really well, it’s an ambush
    Everybody wants to go to heaven... but nobody wants to die
    Stupidity killed the cat; curiosity got blamed for it
    I can resist anything but temptation
    When hell freezes over, the devil plays hockey
    Hey babe, what’s your sign?
    Exit, so why don’t you go use it?
    Military intelligence is an oxymoron
    'MY MIND NOT ONLY WANDERS, IT SOMETIMES LEAVES COMPLETELY'

    'I USED TO BE SCHIZOPHRENIC, BUT WE'RE OKAY NOW!'

    'I SUFFER FROM OCCASIONAL DELUSIONS OF ADEQUACY'

    'HAVING AN OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE, BACK IN FIVE'

    'WANTED: MEANINGFUL OVERNIGHT RELATIONSHIP' (Zechs thought it was a bit much putting that one on Tallgeese's *ahem* crotch.)

    'NO SHRED OF EVIDENCE EXISTS TO SUPPORT THE IDEA THAT LIFE IS SERIOUS'

    'I HAVE NOT YET BEGAN TO PROCRASTINATE!'
    'GUNDAMS: CHLORINE IN THE GENE POOL' and 'MEDDLE NOT IN THE AFFAIRS OF GUNDAMS, FOR YOU TOO CAN GO *GISH*!’
    You know you really need coffee when you forget to make it
    The Top 21 Things NOT to Do While Watching The Lord of the Rings
    [Film Discussion]
    Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait...where the hell is Harry Potter?"
    Block the entrance to the theater while screaming, "YOU...SHALL...NOT... PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
    Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says, "the Ring."
    Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
    Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
    Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mis...ter Ander-sonnn."
    When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it... MY way...!"
    Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
    Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep," Monty Python style.
    When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
    In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout, "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
    Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
    During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
    Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
    Start an Orc sing-a-long.
    Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
    When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
    Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
    Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
    Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
    When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"
    Life doesn't just suck; it sucks hard, like a fucking Hoover.
    Half of nothing is nothing; half of everything else is just a waste of opportunity, resources, or revenue
    The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
    Fools rush in where angels fear to tread, but the angels are all in heaven, and few of the fools are dead
    Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
    I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability
    I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
    Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out alive.
    WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
    BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
    I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
    So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!
    Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
    I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.
    I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
    Keep honking; I'm reloading.
    Dying is a very dull and dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing to do with it
    As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
    Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats
    God must love stupid people, he made so many.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much
    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
    I go to the theatre to be entertained. I don’t want to see rape, sodomy, incest and drug addiction. I can get all of that at home
    It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
    The play was a great success but the audience was a disaster
    I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
    When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathies are really only looking for more details
    Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
    Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life, and you messed it up again
    Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
    Don't take life too seriously-it'll kill you.

  • #2
    Quoth slashnyaoi View Post
    'WANTED: MEANINGFUL OVERNIGHT RELATIONSHIP' (Zechs thought it was a bit much putting that one on Tallgeese's *ahem* crotch.)

    'MEDDLE NOT IN THE AFFAIRS OF GUNDAMS, FOR YOU TOO CAN GO *GISH*!’


    I'm not sure what the Gundam connections are.
    "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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    • #3
      With what you quoted, I'm not sure there is a connection between the two statements. They were all just random quotes.
      ...unless you meant to edit out the first part of the quote.

      Or did I misunderstand what you were asking?
      Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.

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      • #4
        Quoth Ree View Post
        With what you quoted, I'm not sure there is a connection between the two statements. They were all just random quotes.
        ...unless you meant to edit out the first part of the quote.

        Or did I misunderstand what you were asking?
        I meant to edit out all the other quotes, I was asking how each individual quote was related to the Gundam universe.
        "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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