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    What do you get if you cross a Mormon with an atheist?

    Somebody who knocks on your door for no reason.

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    What do you get when you cross a pig with a politician?

    Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do.
    Sometimes life is altered.
    Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
    Uneasy with confrontation.
    Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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    • #3
      What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhino?

      'Ell if I know....
      My basic dog food advice - send a pm if you need more.

      Saydrah's leaving the nest advice + packing list live here.

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      • #4
        They are making some real achievements in the field of genetically-engineered food. They've managed to cross a chicken with a pig. They call the meat "Chork"

        They've also managed to combine fish and duck, but they have yet to come up with a good name for it.
        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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        • #5
          A foreign dignatary was walking into a church where he saw an epitaph on a gravestone

          "Here lies a lawyer and an honest man"

          The dignatary stops and looks at the stone confused, he turns to his guide and asks "Is it the custom to bury two men in the same grave here?"
          A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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          • #6
            What do you get if you cross a Mormon with a biker?

            Somebody who knocks on your door and tells you to fuck off.

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