I can't help you if you don't tell me what you want
Ok, it's not totally sucky, but this woman agrivated the hell out of me, so I'm putting her here.
So where I work, we sell beds that need bed slats. If you buy one of these beds, you need to buy the slats separately. Occasionally, we get people who just want to buy 1 or the other. This woman was just buying slats.
After going through the self scan, she asked for help. She never told me why.
Me: How can I help you?
Her: Do you have any paper?
I go and pull out some of the paper people use to wrap delicate things we sell (dishes, etc.) I couldn't figure out what she wanted to do with it, and she pulled a face when she saw it.
She just kept asking "Will you help me?" and I kept responding with question for her that she never answered. Eventually she pulled out a big garbage bag, and I helped her get it in to that. Then she left with the slats, in the bag on the cart. Why she wanted it in the bag, I'll never know.
But seriously, I'm happy to help customers with pretty much anything I can, But I can't help you if you won't tell me what you need help with. Ugh.