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  • #16
    I'd have bitten my tongue off struggling to keep from remarking on that question. Of course, I struggle to keep from remarking on a lot of the utterances out of the mouths of customers at work. Some of them just really ask for it.
    The Borg wouldn't know fun if they assimilated an amusement park. -- B'Elanna Torres, Star Trek: Voyager

    Math! Math, my dear boy, is but the lesbian sister of Biology. -- Peter Griffin, Family Guy

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    • #17
      I think that "things you put your feet into" is the definition of 'shoes.'

      ^-.-^
      Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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      • #18
        Damn it! I just cleaned my desk from the last time my head exploded!
        "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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        • #19
          Quoth friendofjimmyk View Post
          Damn it! I just cleaned my desk from the last time my head exploded!
          "It grows back?"
          </Tommy Lee Jones>
          "I call murder on that!"

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          • #20
            Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
            This is where you paint "TGIF" on the front of each shoe.

            TGIF=Toes Go In First
            And on the front of their shirt: "Tits Go In Front."
            Sometimes life is altered.
            Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
            Uneasy with confrontation.
            Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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