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This happened back in 2008 when I was 17. It was also around the time I was being a dumbass, underage drinking with my "friends" (I only talk to like one every great once in a while). Well, after on of our parties, I was dropping my friends off before work (had to get up at 630 am to do all that and get to work by 8). Well, on the way to my last "friends" house we were talking about some random stuff that I forgot, due to this:
Lets set it up. There was no one on the road. It was a Sunday morning. I was driving down a straight path, when all of the sudden a dead (I mean, it was not moving whatsoever, you could see it a few feet before) squirrel jumping above the hood of my car doing 2 flips (I drive a Toyota Camry)
. I shit you not. This is your brain drinking rum and vodka all night and not getting any sleep at 17 years old 
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Lets set it up. There was no one on the road. It was a Sunday morning. I was driving down a straight path, when all of the sudden a dead (I mean, it was not moving whatsoever, you could see it a few feet before) squirrel jumping above the hood of my car doing 2 flips (I drive a Toyota Camry)
. I shit you not. This is your brain drinking rum and vodka all night and not getting any sleep at 17 years old .