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Old 02-02-2019, 11:20 AM
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Default Kitty's scale of bar waiting times

Waiting at the bar because you are shortstaffed due to the snow:
but understandable
Waiting at the bar because people who have arrived after me are served first:

Waiting at the bar because you are doing shots with your mates at the bar:

Waiting at the bar because you are doing shots with your mates and singing obscene songs*





*When the Simpsons sing-along-a-conga with 'You don't win friends with salad' it's cute.
When you and your drinking cronies sing-along-a-conga with 'You're all just f***ing f****ts' it becomes less cute.
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Old 02-02-2019, 02:59 PM
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I hope these incidents didn't all happen at the same bar ... especially if it's normally your favourite bar ...
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Old 02-02-2019, 05:10 PM
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Sounds like a bar for the tv show Bar Rescue.
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Old 02-02-2019, 05:30 PM
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If the owner/manager wasn't present, please tell me you let them know. Pubs are having a hard enough time already without the staff sabotaging things.
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Old 02-02-2019, 11:29 PM
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First time l've been there...and last....
Oh it will be reported.
Let's just say that you never know if the guy or girl you're giving awful customer service to is the one who's secret shopping you and they the reason they aren't kicking up a fuss is because it's all going down in their little notebook.
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Old 02-03-2019, 02:27 AM
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This thread reminds me of how long it's been since CustomersRuinMyLife has posted here.
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Old 02-03-2019, 02:37 AM
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This thread reminds me of how long it's been since CustomersRuinMyLife has posted here.
I know, right? Anybody know how CRML is doing?
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Old 02-04-2019, 07:40 PM
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"Fk you, you're a fking wker; we're going to punch you right in the blls."
"Excuse me, sir, but could you not sing that."
"It would be hard for me to sing with my mouth full."

If you're wondering, the song is Fked with an Anchor by Alestorm.
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