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  • An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar...

    The first says, "I'll have a beer"

    The second says, "I'll have half of a beer"

    The third says, "I'll have quarter of a beer"

    and so on. The bartender finally hears enough, puts two beers on the bar, and says, "**** you guys!"

    Get it??
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  • #2
    They will never finish the second beer.
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    • #3
      The limit of the geometric sequence described by the mathematicians' order is two, hence the two beers.
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      • #4
        The Prince of Denmark (BTW, if he's Danish, why is it referred to as "The Scottish Play"?) walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants, and he replies "Two beers or not two beers, that is the question".
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        • #5
          Quoth wolfie View Post
          The Prince of Denmark (BTW, if he's Danish, why is it referred to as "The Scottish Play"?) walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants, and he replies "Two beers or not two beers, that is the question".
          Because it isn't referred to as the "Scottish Play." The Scottish Play is the one with a trio of witches and a bunch of Scottish names, while one about the Prince of Denmark is called "HAMLET."
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          • #6
            Because one's Hamlet and one's MacBeth.

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            • #7
              Quoth wolfie View Post
              The Prince of Denmark (BTW, if he's Danish, why is it referred to as "The Scottish Play"?)
              The Scottish Play is Macbeth, not Hamlet.
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              • #8
                Quoth XCashier View Post
                The Scottish Play is Macbeth, not Hamlet.
                And in the theater biz, it's bad luck to call it by its title.
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