Probably something my adoring horde won't appreciate

[Rapscallion]

I know the ladies of the forum couldn't bear the thought of this, but I have a tale to relate.

There was a 'girly night in' hosted by one colleague last night, and several of the fairer sex went. Booze flowed, and party games were ... partied, I guess. I'd not heard of the "I have never" drinking game, but the rules were disturbingly simple. First person in a circle says, "I have never..." and follows it up with something they've never done. Anyone in the group who has done it stands up and takes a drink.

That one apparently started in the gutter and went downhill.

However, one participant admitted to the chaps at work today that they ... wait for it ... found attractive, shall we say?

I wasn't even considered.

Ladies, hold yourselves back from defending my honour!

Rapscallion

[SG15Z]

That one apparently started in the gutter and went downhill.

It usually does.

Anyway, we all know your manboobs are sexy Raps. Who needs drunk women telling us that!?

[Becks]

Good thing I don't have a passport, or else I *would* be there loudly declaring my for the furry manboobs to all and sundry.

[Aethian]

Ladies, hold yourselves back from defending my honour!

*rars* The evil one...he must be put down. Just let me go kidnap EQ or her kidnap me and we'll go beat them down.