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  • Couple Has 1,100 Guests at Their Wedding

    A Canadian couple decides to get married at The Cat House on the Kings. Their wedding was witnessed by 1,100 feline residents.
    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

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    Cute it may be...this is a warning to that guy. Namely, "You just married a capital-C capital-L Cat Lady. And forever shall they dominate your destiny. Fifty years from now, you'll just be the biggest kitty in her pack. I hope you like the taste of kibble."
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    • #3
      Eric, I agree!
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      • #4
        The wedding would be off if my bride to be wanted to do this. I am not a cat person.
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        • #5
          Somehow, I wouldn't put that past Mrs. TGK. The banquet would likely include tuna
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          • #6
            Quoth taxguykarl View Post
            The banquet would likely include tuna
            Public service announcement. Although cats LOVE tuna, it's missing some of the key nutrients they need. Think of it as "cat candy" - a tasty treat, but shouldn't be a major part of their diet.

            More stereotypes to break: Carrots in large quantities are bad for rabbits, milk in large quantities is bad for cats, and cheese is bad for mice.
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