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Quoted for truth. *stops at the store everymorning before work for a 1ltr bottle of the sweet, green liquid*
On a side note, try Mt. Dew and vodka sometime. I call it a 'Dew Driver.'
If I drank, that'd be an awesome one
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Oh my banana cream pie, I'd love to have seen that retraction as printed:
"Danjo's newspaper made an error in a recent police blotter entry. We had stated that Druggie McDrugenstein was arrested for possession of crack with intent to sell. He was actually arrested for possession of cocaine with intent to sell.
Danjo's newspaper apologizes for and regrets the error, and apologizes to all local crack fiends who may have thought they'd found a new dealer."
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
Oh my banana cream pie, I'd love to have seen that retraction as printed:
"Danjo's newspaper made an error in a recent police blotter entry. We had stated that Druggie McDrugenstein was arrested for possession of crack with intent to sell. He was actually arrested for possession of cocaine with intent to sell.
Danjo's newspaper apologizes for and regrets the error, and apologizes to all local crack fiends who may have thought they'd found a new dealer."
that reminds me of one of Jay Leno's Headlines that he found
"last week we had printed that officer (name) was a defective for the police force, that was obviously a typo and we apologize for the mix up, the sentence was supposed to read that office (name) was a detective for the police farce."
back on topic, was Mr. McDrugenstein happy that his reputation of dealing cocaine and not crack is once again in tact?
If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song
ME: I'll have to check the report the police gave me, but I'm assuming you didn't get arrested for possesion of crack with intent to sell?
SC: F--- No!
ME: I very sorry...
SC: It was powder coccaine.
ME: Uh...oh...kay...
SC: What are you gonna do about it?
ME: Well...I'll be sure to post a retraction and apology in the next issue.
SC: All right then, (Sounding pleased) Thank you.
ME: Uh..noooo problem.
So we did, we ran a retraction and gave our sincerest apologies for calling Mr. Drugglestein a crack dealer when he was really a coke dealer. I'm sure a heavy burden has been lifted from his shoulders.
Talk about shameless self-promotion!
I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09
Well, yes, 1) crack gets much longer sentences, and 2) allegedly only rich white folk do powder coccaine. I suppose he doesn't want to offend his clientele?
actually, they reduced crack sentences to be closer to powder coke sentences because it was deemed to racially discriminate against black crack users
have you tried the three new flavors? awesomeness in a 20 oz bottle
Ug. I hate the new ones. I don't know if it's the Ginsing they put in it, or what, but they all dry my lips out. Ever feel your lips dry out while you're drinking? It does funny things o the mind, it does.
Bring back the origional Pitch Black flavor, dammit! Heaven in a bottle!
The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
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I am not big on those new Dew flavors, tastes like drinking a bottle of sweet tarts in liquid form. They are cheap here though, we sell them buy one get two free at my store comes to $1.55 after tax.
Bring back the origional Pitch Black flavor, dammit! Heaven in a bottle!
Ug. Pitch Black 2 was even worst. There was a reason why it was only .50 cents at my place for a bit. Even then we still had to send CASES back. No-one wanted it. Not even at that price for a .20 oz.
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