It's not YOUR fault, it's that dumb cashier girl's fault!

[depechemodefan]

Or complained when the belt was damp from cleaning and now all their money is damp.

And you could have told them "I'll be happy to take those damp bills off your hands Oh, but then there must have been the ones who want you to exchange from your till your dry bills for their wet ones.

[Tee]

I use a divider to keep the sensor blocked. We have 3 dividers per register, guess which one gets used first. -_-

If anything gets damaged because they moved the divider, I tell them (Essentially) they can go get another one, and if they make a fuss, I point out that I keep the divider there for that reason (Or use my hand sometimes).

I like when the money gets put on the belt, I make sure to pick that up first, slowly (Coin by Coin), and put it on the receipt printer.

I have a switch to turn it off, but it's in such an awkward place it's pointless.

Why the hell do people not hand me their money?!

Picking up thier coins sucks without nails... -_-

[MadMike]

This is most likely the same idiot who puts their money or card on the belt, only to have it sucked in where it may or may not be recoverable.

My mom did that with her coupons once. But at least she had sense enough to realize she did something stupid, and didn't yell and scream at them for it.