My phone rang just now, but the caller ID said 'Blocked' on it, so I just let it go to voicemail.
Voicemail: "*female voice, nasally, I cannot tell if this girl is drunk or not* Hiiiiiiiiiiii, 's is Victoria's Secret. Just wanted to let you know your <unintelligible, but I swear it sounded like 'man thong'>'s ready. Give me a call when you're done...er...when you get thiiiis."
I don't even shop at Victoria's Secret. Hell, I don't even like to go *in* there. Also, that cannot have come from the mall here, because the mall here closes at 10 and it's now 2 minutes until midnight.
Voicemail: "*female voice, nasally, I cannot tell if this girl is drunk or not* Hiiiiiiiiiiii, 's is Victoria's Secret. Just wanted to let you know your <unintelligible, but I swear it sounded like 'man thong'>'s ready. Give me a call when you're done...er...when you get thiiiis."
I don't even shop at Victoria's Secret. Hell, I don't even like to go *in* there. Also, that cannot have come from the mall here, because the mall here closes at 10 and it's now 2 minutes until midnight.
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