If you are planning to put pampas grass in your yard, you should follow these steps.
1. Buy a foam rubber bat from the sporting goods store.
2. Give bat to friend.
3. Have friend beat you over the head until you promise you will never put pampas grass in your yard for as long as you live.
4. Keep your promise.
1. Buy a foam rubber bat from the sporting goods store.
2. Give bat to friend.
3. Have friend beat you over the head until you promise you will never put pampas grass in your yard for as long as you live.
4. Keep your promise.
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