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  • #16
    Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
    Not every office at The Client has windows available for such actions.
    Use someone else's.

    I swear one day my computer at work will become a pretty smear on the sidewalk.
    When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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    • #17
      Aaaaaaaaand- don't copy! Don't copy that floppy!

      Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
      [SC user] You want me to throw my computer through the Windows program on the monitor? How do I do that? [/SC user]
      *crunch* *tinkle* *BZZZZZZT* OW! FUCK! .... I can see the inside of the monitor now, but it's making all sorts of sparks everywhere...and now I can't see my Desktop!
      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
      "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
      Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
      "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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      • #18
        Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
        [SC user] You want me to throw my computer through the Windows program on the monitor? How do I do that? [/SC user]
        Klein CRT.

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        • #19
          Quoth KatherineB View Post
          Surely throwing it out/through a window is more definitive!
          it brings a new meaning to booting your computer

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          • #20
            *HEADDESK REDUX*

            Just had a call from a luser. She was doing a file transfer, and wanted to know if I could remote in and tell if everything was going the way it should. I had to tell her that ITSD doesn't do file transfers, so I wouldn't really be able to tell one way or the other.

            Then she drops this question:

            L: "So, this file is going to my [net] drive. How do I then go about accessing it?"
            J2K: "...by opening up your [net] drive and then opening the file."

            I should note, here, that [net] drives are basically accessed as one would access the C: drive on your computer. It's literally one of the easiest things.

            WHYYYYYY
            PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

            There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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            • #21
              This just fits perfectly here.

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_prsgZnPMQg


              They are our (l)users and without them, we'd have to actually work for a living.

              B
              "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
              I never knew how happy paint could make people until I started selling it.

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