In nine years of delivering papers, I've seen a lot of trash stuffed into newspaper boxes. Mostly it's beer cans and food wrappers; some drunk student was wandering home and decided to stash their empties in the box (after all, putting it on the ground would be littering). I've seen a few sets of broken headphones; okay I can see a jogger with headphones that finally just die, and so they rip them off in frustration and chuck them as they pass a box. And once there was a used diaper; okay so maybe there was some emergency roadside diaper change.
Point is, all of these items, I can imagine the scenario where the trash ended up in the newspaper box.
Today I discovered something new: I found dildo packaging.
I'm trying to imagine the scenario where someone is walking down the street with a shiny new dildo, and they decide they can't wait until they get home, they have to open it right then and there and chuck the packaging in the box. I feel there's some sort of story here that I'm missing. I am curious, but at the same time frightened, of what that story details.
Dildo packaging. In a newspaper box.
What will they think of next?
Point is, all of these items, I can imagine the scenario where the trash ended up in the newspaper box.
Today I discovered something new: I found dildo packaging.
I'm trying to imagine the scenario where someone is walking down the street with a shiny new dildo, and they decide they can't wait until they get home, they have to open it right then and there and chuck the packaging in the box. I feel there's some sort of story here that I'm missing. I am curious, but at the same time frightened, of what that story details.
Dildo packaging. In a newspaper box.
What will they think of next?
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