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And I apaologize to all worms. Except parasitic ones. They suck. Anywho, today the nasty heat and humidity that has grasped our area was finally being chased out by a storm front that is brining more seasonable temps to the area. It was fairly quiet, that didn't mean we didn't get some SCs though.
SC: 3 guesses first 2 don't count
Me: my thoughts, unsaid
Replace the f with b
As I am trying to get carts in a youngish woman is standing by me, she is wearing a t-shirt that says "Fitch" Now it being rainy the carts are wet<Astonishing i know>, and this woman goes over every cart i bring in scattering them throughout the corral and after finally finding a dry cart says to me:
SC:You know they should replace your lazy a-- with someonevery battered who can get dry carts, i mean who wants wet carts. You are stupid. I need dry carts, not wet carts moron. Seriouslt I am going to talk to the store manager and have you replaced with someone who xcan get dry carts.
Me: Yeah, and they should replace the F on your shirt with B, but they won't.
Minivan moron
Asd I am taking carts down a aisle in the parking lot, I stop to wait for the traffic in front of the store to clear. A person in a very battered Ford Aerostar(sp?)Stops and after about 3 milisecods says:
CS:Um, excuse me can you move i need to get in there i have an handicapped placard. i need to get in there. God, Why don't you move.Are you an idiot? They really shouldn't hire stupid people here it ruins the shopping experience for people who are smart, like me. Goddamint you idiot move.
ME: Yes ma'am i just run into traffic so you can get into your precious spot 5 seconds sooner. I might get hit by a car but who cares? You'll have your space? And I guess alll the other handicapped spots are occupied by invisable cars or something. But First please move you POS car from my line of travel.
All WMs are the same, all carry the same stuff
With very special guest stars Coutesy Desk Worker(CD) and manager (M)
Woman comes in wanting to return a bike she has no reciept, or any proof of purchase she says she baught it in Maryland.
SC: But you have to take it back, i bought it at a Wal-Mart.
CD: Well, it's not in our system.
SC: But I bought it at a Wal-Mart in Maryland.
CD: Well. ma'am we don't all carry the same things.
SC: You all carry the same thing don't call me a theif.
CD: Ma'am, no one's calling you a theif, but we cannot refund....
SC; look at the bike., the frame is bent Gimme refund. Here is the store number where we purchased it, and here is the store number here<hands over bicyle manual with a plethora of numbers on it> .
SC: There no Give me my Money back/
CD: Ma'am without a reciept we can't...
SC: That's sh-t you just wanna rip me off so you can hire (more nasty name for African Americans) and keep people like me down.
M:Maiam we don't tolerate language like that in our store, no get out.
SC: But my biiike.
M: Out . Now.
SC: 3 guesses first 2 don't count
Me: my thoughts, unsaid
Replace the f with b
As I am trying to get carts in a youngish woman is standing by me, she is wearing a t-shirt that says "Fitch" Now it being rainy the carts are wet<Astonishing i know>, and this woman goes over every cart i bring in scattering them throughout the corral and after finally finding a dry cart says to me:
SC:You know they should replace your lazy a-- with someonevery battered who can get dry carts, i mean who wants wet carts. You are stupid. I need dry carts, not wet carts moron. Seriouslt I am going to talk to the store manager and have you replaced with someone who xcan get dry carts.
Me: Yeah, and they should replace the F on your shirt with B, but they won't.
Minivan moron
Asd I am taking carts down a aisle in the parking lot, I stop to wait for the traffic in front of the store to clear. A person in a very battered Ford Aerostar(sp?)Stops and after about 3 milisecods says:
CS:Um, excuse me can you move i need to get in there i have an handicapped placard. i need to get in there. God, Why don't you move.Are you an idiot? They really shouldn't hire stupid people here it ruins the shopping experience for people who are smart, like me. Goddamint you idiot move.
ME: Yes ma'am i just run into traffic so you can get into your precious spot 5 seconds sooner. I might get hit by a car but who cares? You'll have your space? And I guess alll the other handicapped spots are occupied by invisable cars or something. But First please move you POS car from my line of travel.
All WMs are the same, all carry the same stuff
With very special guest stars Coutesy Desk Worker(CD) and manager (M)
Woman comes in wanting to return a bike she has no reciept, or any proof of purchase she says she baught it in Maryland.
SC: But you have to take it back, i bought it at a Wal-Mart.
CD: Well, it's not in our system.
SC: But I bought it at a Wal-Mart in Maryland.
CD: Well. ma'am we don't all carry the same things.
SC: You all carry the same thing don't call me a theif.
CD: Ma'am, no one's calling you a theif, but we cannot refund....
SC; look at the bike., the frame is bent Gimme refund. Here is the store number where we purchased it, and here is the store number here<hands over bicyle manual with a plethora of numbers on it> .
SC: There no Give me my Money back/
CD: Ma'am without a reciept we can't...
SC: That's sh-t you just wanna rip me off so you can hire (more nasty name for African Americans) and keep people like me down.
M:Maiam we don't tolerate language like that in our store, no get out.
SC: But my biiike.
M: Out . Now.
, but there is an actual pub near Portsmouth/Hampton, NH called "Abercrombie & Finch." I've always wanted to go there.
And this is going to prove what now? If it's flippin' raining outside, NO ONE is getting dry carts . . . which is why some stores now offer disposable towels in the entry . . .
! Does she not understand the concept of "rain"? Hey, Psycho Hosebeast, let me explain. Rain is water. When rain falls on objects, they get wet. Even a toddler can grasp that, why can't you? Oh, yeah, that's right, you can't understand that because you're a World Class Dumbass. 
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