I work at a "2nd run" movie theater which means that we show movies that have already played at bigger movie theaters, at discount prices. Our theater has been around for 30 or so years and used to be the "dollar theater" where tickets were only a buck a piece. That was 10+ years ago. I deal with all sorts of BS every day... much more than what is worth the crap pay I get.
Anyway, I wrote up a paper explaining proper etiquette and FAQ list when at the movie theater. Everything in this has actually happened before and we hear the stuff twenty times a day. I'm interested in seeing if other movie theater workers get the same stupidity that I do... or if it's just me.
Anyway, here ya go!
Box Office Etiquette for Customers Who Just Don’t Seem to Grasp the Concept
1. When arriving to the movie theater, arrive early enough to buy tickets and concessions. It is a known fact that if you wait until the last moment to purchase your ticket and/or concessions, there will be a line that you have to wait in. At that point, all complaints about waiting in line or the movie being sold out by the time you get there are null and void. Your lack of responsibility and planning is usually the cause of this, so you have no one to blame but yourself.
2. If you actually take a moment to look for these things, all information for any given movie is available to you. There is a clock right in front of you in the box office, as well as all movie listings, show times, as well as a synopsis. Do NOT ask Box Office personnel what movies are playing, what a particular movie is about, what time it starts, or what time it currently is. This annoys us. If you are too lazy to read the giant 30 foot tall marquee listing the movies, or the big LED marquee in the box office, it bothers us tremendously and we would like to smack you for wasting our time.
3. Ticket prices are posted. Do NOT act surprised when you receive your total. Our theater hasn’t been the “Dollar Theater” for over 10 years now.
4. If you have children, or are a senior, do not wait until we ring up your tickets to tell us. If you ask for “2 tickets to Night at the Museum” we will naturally assume it is for 2 adults unless it is obvious.
5. It is NOT necessary to hand out money to all 10 of your children to buy their own ticket. To put it in perspective, we handle an average of 300 to 500 people in line for the 7:00PM show schedule on the weekend. We usually have 2 Box Office Personnel, and roughly 45 minutes to get all of these people their tickets and concessions so they can get to their movie on time. We hate this practice, because it takes too long. This drags out what would be a 10-15 second transaction for one person buying all tickets to a 3 or 4 minute transaction and backs up the line. We do NOT have time to be an object lesson for your children and neither does anybody else.
6. Tell us what movie you want to see, as we are not psychic and CANNOT read your mind.
7. If you’re not the one buying tickets, then keep your mouth shut. Do not order your tickets and then say, “Well my wife/husband is coming with the money.” This includes children.
8. The Tensa barriers, DO NOT REMOVE OR WALK UNDER THEM! This is RUDE and we would love to make you walk out of the line, and back through the right way. If you want to act like children, we will treat you like children.
9. If you bring a group of over 10 people, at least have the decency to call ahead so we can be prepared.
10. Have your money ready and know what you are going to see when you arrive at the box office. This allows us to work faster. If possible, please avoid paying with coins, and bills larger than a twenty. We only have a limited supply of change, and consider it extremely rude to buy 4 tickets with a bag of unsorted nickels and dimes. Unfortunately federal law forbids any company to refuse any legal United States currency; otherwise we would refuse to sell you a ticket. If you buy one $3.00 ticket with a $100 bill, this is totally unnecessary as we are not a bank.
11. If you are obviously with a group of people, it is not necessary to keep repeating the movie title over and over.
12. You will not receive a refund if you find a movie offensive for any reason. It is your responsibility to research the movie before you view it. This includes taking young children to see a horror movie or one that contains a lot of profanity or nudity. If a movie is clearly rated R and you take your kids, then perhaps you are a bad parent. (a guy took his 5 year old kid to see "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and complained it was too violent)
13. Do not blankly stare at the box office personnel. If you constantly do this, we will stare back or start doing funny tricks. We do expect a peanut or some other kind of edible reward since we apparently are entertaining to watch.
14. Do NOT argue with us about movie times posted in the paper or various third-party websites. The various papers/websites listing our movies have commonly misprinted our show times. The listings that we give them correspond exactly as the show clock we have in our ticket sales system. If a third-party publication misprints our show times, it is NOT our fault and is beyond our control. Always call the movie line or visit our website for correct times. Again, this is your responsibility and not our problem for your lack therefore of.
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Stupid Frequently Asked Questions
What movies do you have playing?
Look at the giant 30 foot tall marquee on the front of our building, the LED marquee in the box office, call the movie line or visit our website.
What time does a particular movie start?
Look at the LED marquee in the box office, call the movie line or visit our website
What time is it?
Look at your watch, cell phone, the clock in the box office in front of you or on the wall opposite concession. (at our box office there is a clock directly in front of the customer... they look right at it and ask "what time is it?")
Did the movie start at the posted time?
Short Answer: Yes
Long Answer: There are about 5 minutes of previews and the previews actually start at the posted time.
What is a particular movie about and who are the actors?
Read the synopsis listed on the website, hanging on the window in the box office, or at the concession stand. (this bugs me because people are too lazy to research movies)
Why does the paper/websites list a different time?
The various papers/websites listing our times have commonly misprinted our show times. The listings that we give them correspond exactly as the show clock we have in our ticket sales system. If third-party publication misprints our show times, it is NOT our fault, so do not argue with us. Call the movie line or visit our website for correct times.
What are your ticket prices?
Matinee $3.00 (all shows that begin before 6:00PM)
Adults $4.00 (after 6:00PM)
Children aged 2 to 11 $3.00 (after 6:00PM)
Seniors aged 65+ $3.00 (after 6:00PM)
But I thought you were the “Dollar” theater!
Our theater hasn’t been the “Dollar” theater for over 10 years. Ticket prices have increased over the years due to studio demand, inflation, and poor business decisions by our corporate office.
What are your operating hours?
We open the doors and begin selling tickets at 12:15PM daily. We stop selling tickets fifteen minutes after the last movie starts, usually around 10:15PM
Do you have the phone number to another movie theater?
No, and we consider it rude for you to ask.
Do you accept credit or debit cards?
Yes, we accept Visa and Mastercard. We do not take personal checks.
What is your refund policy?
We will refund your ticket only with the ticket stub and within the first 30 minutes of the movie. You will not receive a refund because you did not like the movie or you found it offensive. It is your responsibility to research the movie. Exceptions will be made due to equipment failure.
Is your facility handicap accessible?
Yes, it's the law.
Anyway, I wrote up a paper explaining proper etiquette and FAQ list when at the movie theater. Everything in this has actually happened before and we hear the stuff twenty times a day. I'm interested in seeing if other movie theater workers get the same stupidity that I do... or if it's just me.
Anyway, here ya go!
Box Office Etiquette for Customers Who Just Don’t Seem to Grasp the Concept
1. When arriving to the movie theater, arrive early enough to buy tickets and concessions. It is a known fact that if you wait until the last moment to purchase your ticket and/or concessions, there will be a line that you have to wait in. At that point, all complaints about waiting in line or the movie being sold out by the time you get there are null and void. Your lack of responsibility and planning is usually the cause of this, so you have no one to blame but yourself.
2. If you actually take a moment to look for these things, all information for any given movie is available to you. There is a clock right in front of you in the box office, as well as all movie listings, show times, as well as a synopsis. Do NOT ask Box Office personnel what movies are playing, what a particular movie is about, what time it starts, or what time it currently is. This annoys us. If you are too lazy to read the giant 30 foot tall marquee listing the movies, or the big LED marquee in the box office, it bothers us tremendously and we would like to smack you for wasting our time.
3. Ticket prices are posted. Do NOT act surprised when you receive your total. Our theater hasn’t been the “Dollar Theater” for over 10 years now.
4. If you have children, or are a senior, do not wait until we ring up your tickets to tell us. If you ask for “2 tickets to Night at the Museum” we will naturally assume it is for 2 adults unless it is obvious.
5. It is NOT necessary to hand out money to all 10 of your children to buy their own ticket. To put it in perspective, we handle an average of 300 to 500 people in line for the 7:00PM show schedule on the weekend. We usually have 2 Box Office Personnel, and roughly 45 minutes to get all of these people their tickets and concessions so they can get to their movie on time. We hate this practice, because it takes too long. This drags out what would be a 10-15 second transaction for one person buying all tickets to a 3 or 4 minute transaction and backs up the line. We do NOT have time to be an object lesson for your children and neither does anybody else.
6. Tell us what movie you want to see, as we are not psychic and CANNOT read your mind.
7. If you’re not the one buying tickets, then keep your mouth shut. Do not order your tickets and then say, “Well my wife/husband is coming with the money.” This includes children.
8. The Tensa barriers, DO NOT REMOVE OR WALK UNDER THEM! This is RUDE and we would love to make you walk out of the line, and back through the right way. If you want to act like children, we will treat you like children.
9. If you bring a group of over 10 people, at least have the decency to call ahead so we can be prepared.
10. Have your money ready and know what you are going to see when you arrive at the box office. This allows us to work faster. If possible, please avoid paying with coins, and bills larger than a twenty. We only have a limited supply of change, and consider it extremely rude to buy 4 tickets with a bag of unsorted nickels and dimes. Unfortunately federal law forbids any company to refuse any legal United States currency; otherwise we would refuse to sell you a ticket. If you buy one $3.00 ticket with a $100 bill, this is totally unnecessary as we are not a bank.
11. If you are obviously with a group of people, it is not necessary to keep repeating the movie title over and over.
12. You will not receive a refund if you find a movie offensive for any reason. It is your responsibility to research the movie before you view it. This includes taking young children to see a horror movie or one that contains a lot of profanity or nudity. If a movie is clearly rated R and you take your kids, then perhaps you are a bad parent. (a guy took his 5 year old kid to see "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and complained it was too violent)
13. Do not blankly stare at the box office personnel. If you constantly do this, we will stare back or start doing funny tricks. We do expect a peanut or some other kind of edible reward since we apparently are entertaining to watch.
14. Do NOT argue with us about movie times posted in the paper or various third-party websites. The various papers/websites listing our movies have commonly misprinted our show times. The listings that we give them correspond exactly as the show clock we have in our ticket sales system. If a third-party publication misprints our show times, it is NOT our fault and is beyond our control. Always call the movie line or visit our website for correct times. Again, this is your responsibility and not our problem for your lack therefore of.
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Stupid Frequently Asked Questions
What movies do you have playing?
Look at the giant 30 foot tall marquee on the front of our building, the LED marquee in the box office, call the movie line or visit our website.
What time does a particular movie start?
Look at the LED marquee in the box office, call the movie line or visit our website
What time is it?
Look at your watch, cell phone, the clock in the box office in front of you or on the wall opposite concession. (at our box office there is a clock directly in front of the customer... they look right at it and ask "what time is it?")
Did the movie start at the posted time?
Short Answer: Yes
Long Answer: There are about 5 minutes of previews and the previews actually start at the posted time.
What is a particular movie about and who are the actors?
Read the synopsis listed on the website, hanging on the window in the box office, or at the concession stand. (this bugs me because people are too lazy to research movies)
Why does the paper/websites list a different time?
The various papers/websites listing our times have commonly misprinted our show times. The listings that we give them correspond exactly as the show clock we have in our ticket sales system. If third-party publication misprints our show times, it is NOT our fault, so do not argue with us. Call the movie line or visit our website for correct times.
What are your ticket prices?
Matinee $3.00 (all shows that begin before 6:00PM)
Adults $4.00 (after 6:00PM)
Children aged 2 to 11 $3.00 (after 6:00PM)
Seniors aged 65+ $3.00 (after 6:00PM)
But I thought you were the “Dollar” theater!
Our theater hasn’t been the “Dollar” theater for over 10 years. Ticket prices have increased over the years due to studio demand, inflation, and poor business decisions by our corporate office.
What are your operating hours?
We open the doors and begin selling tickets at 12:15PM daily. We stop selling tickets fifteen minutes after the last movie starts, usually around 10:15PM
Do you have the phone number to another movie theater?
No, and we consider it rude for you to ask.
Do you accept credit or debit cards?
Yes, we accept Visa and Mastercard. We do not take personal checks.
What is your refund policy?
We will refund your ticket only with the ticket stub and within the first 30 minutes of the movie. You will not receive a refund because you did not like the movie or you found it offensive. It is your responsibility to research the movie. Exceptions will be made due to equipment failure.
Is your facility handicap accessible?
Yes, it's the law.
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