Happy St. Patrick's Day

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Happy St. Patrick's Day

03-16-2008, 04:08 PM

Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. "You're lucky," replies Quinn. "My wife makes me walk."

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Michael: "My wife has a terrible habit of staying up until 2 a.m. I can't break her of it."
Patrick: "What on earth is she doing up at that time?" Michael: "Waiting for me to come home."

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

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03-16-2008, 06:57 PM

What's an Irish seven-course dinner?
A baked potato and a six-pack.

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