Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. "You're lucky," replies Quinn. "My wife makes me walk."
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Michael: "My wife has a terrible habit of staying up until 2 a.m. I can't break her of it."
Patrick: "What on earth is she doing up at that time?" Michael: "Waiting for me to come home."
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
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Michael: "My wife has a terrible habit of staying up until 2 a.m. I can't break her of it."
Patrick: "What on earth is she doing up at that time?" Michael: "Waiting for me to come home."
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
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