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I always get people like that coming in. They'll storm in, absolutely furious, toss their card on the counter, and freak out, wondering why it isn't working.
Me: Sir, this is for *competitor* down the road, you can't pay for fuel with this.
Moron: This is the card that I use for paying for all gas! *rant, bitch, moan, whatever*
Me: *lifts up card, points to competitor's name on card* This is NOT the name of our store, or fuel supplier, or on my uniform!
Moron: *gives me a very sheepish look* Oh...um...I'll get my other card.
Me: Yeah.
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I've had that same kind of conversation with customers at the wholesale club. Albeit less ranty/furious (being 6'2" helps)
J2K: "[Store] card?"
Them: (holds out [Competitor] card)
J2K: (looks at it, back at them) "...[Store] card?"
Them: "This is my [Store] card!"
J2K: "No, it isn't."
Them: (looks down) "...Oh. Sorry."
Granted, there was one time the person insisted that [Store] and [Competitor] were the same company. I told him, "No they aren't. And if we ever were bought out by [Competitor], I'd quit on the spot." (I have not had good experiences with [Competitor].)Last edited by MadMike; 04-22-2013, 03:14 AM. Reason: Please don't quote the entire post. We've already read it.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
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