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  • #16
    That's just disgusting.

    Reading this saga as it unfolded, it's almost like customers took it as a challenge to see who could be the nastiest with the diapers.
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    • #17
      I can't help but wonder if chocolate is the right thing to offer to someone who has just been terrorized by something brown...>_>
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      • #18
        Quoth EricKei View Post
        I can't help but wonder if chocolate is the right thing to offer to someone who has just been terrorized by something brown...>_>
        Fair point. (offers Gaki some Skittles)
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        • #19
          Ahhh...yeah. sour patch kids???

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          • #20
            Reminds me of the time the cleaning ladies left handwritten notes on every sanitary box in the ladies room stalls at work:

            (Paraphrased below...)

            "Put your used materials INSIDE the paper bags! If you don't want to touch your own, WHAT!!! makes you think someone else does??"

            Seemed to work...

            But I like the hoses and tumble-dry idea better....
            When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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            • #21
              Today was my day off so thankfully there is that and I went out had adventures and got a nice tan on my legs (not my arms 'cause I would have been cold, I'm a stick person).

              Thank you for the skittles and sour-patch kids. I had ice-cream sandwiches and got my grubby paws on some jack and coke. Yeah!

              My adventures were enough to make me happier and I took lots of pictures of all the nice spring goodness. So here was my day today. Much better than yesterday of course.

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              • #22
                Pretty colors!

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                • #23
                  Very pretty! Looks like the trees in my town. Of course, they'll shed those pretty petals next week and it'll look like we had pink snow...!

                  Communing with nature is a good way to de-stress and clear your head.
                  Last edited by XCashier; 04-18-2013, 03:55 PM.
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                  • #24
                    i understand your hell.

                    i pissed off some of my shipmates by referring to the girls on board as being cunts but fuck it. if there wasn't a bag in the disposal box they'd STILL put their used bloody crap there. unwrapped. so yes some of them were cunts

                    even though there was a trash can within 5 feet of the stall.

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                    • #25
                      Reminds me of one of the things I miss about the nightclub I used to work at. The gent who designed the place was damn good at public bathrooms. Everything was tile walls and floor and a washdown ceiling. Add in the small plug-in pressure washer, and the deep cleaning of the bathrooms was a cinch.

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                      • #26
                        Reminds me of having to tell someone at LoseCo that there was a pair of mens briefs draped across the base of the toilet in the handicapped stall.

                        You can guess the expression of the faces of the two guys I told. Much the same as the one I had when I saw it.

                        Ick.

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                        • #27
                          Quoth Gaki View Post
                          ... I took lots of pictures of all the nice spring goodness...
                          The apricots usually bloom here about now... and get their reproductive organs frozen off 2 out of every 3 years.
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                          • #28
                            It has been 3 days and my manager has not put the box back into the stall. It seems for now that I am safe from this doom. Woot!

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                            • #29
                              Quoth dalesys View Post
                              Shit sensors covering the floor, walls, napkin box, oh yeah, the ceiling?

                              When triggered, locks door and unleashes the fire sprinklers, including up-firing ones in the drains.

                              Now, to implement the tumble-dry function.
                              Forget the fire sprinklers - you need live steam to clean up that kind of crap.
                              Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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