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Old 08-06-2018, 07:46 AM
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...and I'll be at the stables stealing a very expensive horse so that when you can't get gas for your car I'm still able to run from the zombies.
Sensible. They make less noise (therefore attracting less zombies) than cars and are self repairing. Food/water shouldn't be too much of a problem if you find the right hideout, and they're extra warmth when it's cold.
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Old 08-06-2018, 09:41 AM
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Sensible. They make less noise (therefore attracting less zombies) than cars and are self repairing. Food/water shouldn't be too much of a problem if you find the right hideout, and they're extra warmth when it's cold.
They can also navigate terrain that a car can't. Go around or over obstacles that would otherwise necessitate getting out of your car (leaving yourself vulnerable to attack), access the situation, and either find an alternative route or move things (which would take time and probably make noise). You would be less likely to be trapped or ambushed by the human variety of day ruiners. A horse would also be good watch at camp because their hearing is much better and they would hear the zombies coming long before the human does (and their ears will point in the direction giving you an idea of where their coming from).

There's also the bonus of being able to wack assholes as you race past them.

Customer service would be so much more honest if we had a zombie apocalypse...
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Old 08-06-2018, 01:00 PM
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Customer service would be so much more honest if we had a zombie apocalypse...
We already have that. it's called "Black Friday."
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Old 08-06-2018, 09:39 PM
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Now I have to restock Burt and Ernie. Yes I named them. Yes I do in fact realize just how screwed up and morbid that is.
I definitely don't see that as morbid. I used to have the police beat during my time on that little weekly newspaper. You want to hear some warped humour ... although actually any emergency personnel will do. It's how most of them cope.

Can't say I'm sorry to hear Mr. "I'm Too Important to Drive Sensibly" bought it at the accident site, although I'm sorry for the grief it will cause his family and friends. Glad to hear that was the ONLY death.

This is largely why I have stayed off super-highways for many a year now, although sometimes even city driving isn't a whole lot safer.
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