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    An old man and his grandson are out fishing. The old man pulls out a cigar and his grandson asks if he can have one. Grandad asks "Can your penis touch your anus?"
    "No"
    "Well then you're not old enough, so you can't have one."

    Later on, Grandad pulls out a hip flask and has a swig of whisky.
    "Grandad, can I have some?"
    "Can your penis touch your anus?"
    "No"
    "Well then you're not old enough, so you can't have any."

    Then the grandson pulls out a box of his mother's cookies. Grandad asks "Can I have one?"
    "Can your penis touch your anus?"
    "Yes"
    "Then go f**k yourself."

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    <sigh>

    Thanks, I needed that...
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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      OMFG! That is toooooo funny!

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