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  • The Pope and the rookie cop

    During a visit to America, the pope is on his way to make an appearance, when he turns to his driver, and says, "Hey, can I drive for a little?"

    The driver says, "Sure! You're the Pope! You can do whatever you want!"

    So the driver pulls over, and he and the Pope switch places. The Pope floors it, and takes off down the road going 100.

    Before long, they get pulled over by a cop car. Out of the car steps a young rookie cop, and a older officer who is training him.

    The older cop tells the rookie, "Now, go over to that car, and give the guy a ticket. And don't take any crap from him."

    The young cop walks over to the car, looks inside, and then turns around and walks back.

    "I can't give that guy a ticket," he tells the other cop, "There's someone really big in that car!"

    "Who is it," asks the older cop, "the mayor?"

    "No, bigger than that!"

    "Is it the governor?"

    "No, even bigger than that!"

    "Is it the president?"

    "No! Even bigger than that!"

    "Well, who is it then?"

    "I don't know who he is, but he's got the Pope driving him around!"
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