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As I mentioned in a previous post, a coworker of mine handed in her notice last week after dealing with too many evil SC's. Well, last night was her last shift, and boy, did she leave with a bang, and an SC left with a very red face.
I was serving on the bar, there were three people waiting, one of which I was serving. So, co worker walks onto the bar. She had been in the other room, so she had NO IDEA who was next. But there were only two people to be served, so it shouldn't be too much of a problem. Right? Wrong!
CW = Coworker
SC = Who else?
CC = Cool Customer
CW: OK, who was next?
CC: Hi, can I please have...
SC: FOR FUCKS SAKE!!
Everyone froze
SC: I WAS FUCKING NEXT! IT NEVER CHANGES HERE DOES IT? I WAS FUCKING NEXT!
CW: Can you stop swearing please!?
SC: Well no wonder I'm fucking swearing! I was fucking next!
CC: It's OK, you can serve him, I'll wait.
CW: Thank you, that is very gracious and mature of you.
SC: *to the other customer* I don't blame you mate. I blame HER, and HIM *points at me*
I was about to jump in at this point, but as it turned out, she didn't need me.
CW: I am very sorry sir, but I left my x ray vision at home today.
SC: What did you say to me?
CW: How was I supposed to know who was next? You watched me enter from the other room! I didn't know who was next!
SC: ITS YOUR FUCKING JOB TO KNOW WHO IS FUCKING NEXT!
CW: Yes, but despite your belief, we are not all seeing, all knowing. I can't see through walls, I can't see round corners and I can't read minds.
SC: WELL YOU FUCKING SHOULD!
The customer I was serving burst out laughing. A few other customers arrived, and a crowd was now forming at the bar.
CW: It is my job to serve you drinks, it is not my job to deal with bloody arrogant idiots such as yourself.
SC: What did you call me?
CW: I called you bloody arrogant. And an idiot. And you can throw self centered in there as well.
More customers started to laugh.
SC: YOU ARE A FUCKING INCOMPETANT BITCH! I'LL HAVE YOUR JOB FOR THIS!
CW: I tell you what, you can have my fucking job. You wouldn't last five seconds behind this bar.
She thrust his drink into him so hard it spilled everywhere.
SC: What the fuck are you doing??
CW: I'm sorry, I thought I was incompetant.
The customer looked shocked. All the other customers at the bar (including a couple of families!!) started cheering and clapping.
He ran for the exit.
I was serving on the bar, there were three people waiting, one of which I was serving. So, co worker walks onto the bar. She had been in the other room, so she had NO IDEA who was next. But there were only two people to be served, so it shouldn't be too much of a problem. Right? Wrong!
CW = Coworker
SC = Who else?
CC = Cool Customer
CW: OK, who was next?
CC: Hi, can I please have...
SC: FOR FUCKS SAKE!!
Everyone froze
SC: I WAS FUCKING NEXT! IT NEVER CHANGES HERE DOES IT? I WAS FUCKING NEXT!
CW: Can you stop swearing please!?
SC: Well no wonder I'm fucking swearing! I was fucking next!
CC: It's OK, you can serve him, I'll wait.
CW: Thank you, that is very gracious and mature of you.
SC: *to the other customer* I don't blame you mate. I blame HER, and HIM *points at me*
I was about to jump in at this point, but as it turned out, she didn't need me.
CW: I am very sorry sir, but I left my x ray vision at home today.
SC: What did you say to me?
CW: How was I supposed to know who was next? You watched me enter from the other room! I didn't know who was next!
SC: ITS YOUR FUCKING JOB TO KNOW WHO IS FUCKING NEXT!
CW: Yes, but despite your belief, we are not all seeing, all knowing. I can't see through walls, I can't see round corners and I can't read minds.
SC: WELL YOU FUCKING SHOULD!
The customer I was serving burst out laughing. A few other customers arrived, and a crowd was now forming at the bar.
CW: It is my job to serve you drinks, it is not my job to deal with bloody arrogant idiots such as yourself.
SC: What did you call me?
CW: I called you bloody arrogant. And an idiot. And you can throw self centered in there as well.
More customers started to laugh.
SC: YOU ARE A FUCKING INCOMPETANT BITCH! I'LL HAVE YOUR JOB FOR THIS!
CW: I tell you what, you can have my fucking job. You wouldn't last five seconds behind this bar.
She thrust his drink into him so hard it spilled everywhere.
SC: What the fuck are you doing??
CW: I'm sorry, I thought I was incompetant.
The customer looked shocked. All the other customers at the bar (including a couple of families!!) started cheering and clapping.
He ran for the exit.
Duh!
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