Apparantly I'm Dumb

[HALFHUMANHALFZOMBIE]

R "THERE THEY ARE YOU DUMB DUMB" ( What are we in kindergarten or something)

Me "R Don't you call me dumb"
R " WELL YOU ARE, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOING!"

ME "Since i don't know what i'm doing, i suddenly don't know how to work this register, so it looks like you're out of luck with those smokes, bye now"

R " You have to serve me, i'm a very sick woman and i need my smokes"( Where's the logic in that statement?)

Me "We have the right to refuse service and because you have insulted me you can get your smokes elsewhere, goodbye"
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Yes you stood up to this bullsh@t customer. Hopefully she doesn't come back :P

Yes, You stood up to this nonsence customer. Hopefully

[Becks]

At 'dumb dumb', I would have been collapsed on the storeroom floor, breathless with hysterical laughter.

Me, too. I need a good laugh.

[Chained to the counter]

This whole thing reminds me of the movie Night at the Museum when that big talking head said to Ben Stiller "Me not dum dum, you dum dum. You got gum gum.