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A lady came in, and ordered a grilled chicken salad, extra tomato n onions, honey mustard. Went to her table with salad and pizza bar items??
Came back to pay for it (phew), and changed her (already made and in the window) salad to a chicken hoagie, honey mustard only.
Hoagie exited the vicinity, and I took it to her.
She was in clear sight as I stepped closer, and she shoved three slices of pizza into her mouth as I approached, and was chewing upon my arrival.
There were crumbs everywhere (including her lap) and I set down her hoagie out of the way of em, when she said," Cmm Aff geff a boff?" and I go,"Excuse me, ma'am?"
She turned toward me, and I see she eats with her mouth open and full, as she says," A Doggie bag!!"
Spraying crumbs and spittle bits all over me.
Gross.
Came back to pay for it (phew), and changed her (already made and in the window) salad to a chicken hoagie, honey mustard only.
Hoagie exited the vicinity, and I took it to her.
She was in clear sight as I stepped closer, and she shoved three slices of pizza into her mouth as I approached, and was chewing upon my arrival.
There were crumbs everywhere (including her lap) and I set down her hoagie out of the way of em, when she said," Cmm Aff geff a boff?" and I go,"Excuse me, ma'am?"
She turned toward me, and I see she eats with her mouth open and full, as she says," A Doggie bag!!"
Spraying crumbs and spittle bits all over me.
Gross.
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