- Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
- If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.
- Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
- In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
- Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
- When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
- Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
- I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
- Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
- Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
- When life gives you lemons turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
- Remember wherever there is a good looking,sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!
- Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are hard.
- If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.
- By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.
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Last edited by BookstoreEscapee; 06-26-2009, 02:04 AM.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Tags: None