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Apparently I am a criminal mastermind. Also, spankings.
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Quoth MinimaMagistra View Post...O.O Dude.
Still, I see him as Wiki-worthy, yes....WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi
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Quoth Kara_CS View Postand being propositioned by BeckySunshine
Quoth DGoddess View PostAs Becky said the other day "better that than ass groove."
Quoth DGoddess View PostKeep this up and you may wind up with your own Wikipedia entry.
I won't start it, but I'll read it every day.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostI for one hope this never occurs on the off chance the lot of you might form Voltron. Thereby drastically reducing my chances of escape.
... oh, wait. Am I confusing real life and an 80's cartoon again? Crap!Check out my webcomic!
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Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
Undeniable Facts
Me: "Good evening, <company name>."
SC: "Yeah, could I get a cab?"
Me: "I'm sorry, you have the wrong number-"
SC: "No I don't."
Me: "….yes, you do."
This isn't up for debate. It's not like you're going to deftly convince me that I am in fact a taxi through the cunning use of counterpoints. Thus emboldening me to run outside the office, break into the nearest car, hot wire it, drive it to Home Depot to buy some spray paint, spend the next hour painting it a lively lemon yellow, add black racing strips with indelible marker then drive it all the way to your location to pick up your drunken teetering skankcamel ass. Not going to happen.
Reminds me of a time my dearest wife came in laughing her head off telling me soemone said almost the same thing to her. We did debate the virtues of getting one of the hamsters to drive the customer, but rejected it as all they all only had Provisonal Licences! (she works in a pet shop I should clarify)
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Quoth Kara_CS View PostI just had this image of you being thrown to the ground and crushed to death while getting humped by 50 tons of Voltron.
First of all, GK, you have one helluva imaginative mind to come up with some of the gut-bustingest funny lines EVER! I had to share your original post with my co-workers. It brightened their day immensely.
and Kara_CS...........THAT DIDN'T HELP! Ow.........OW.........Who is this rectal-cranial inverted twit....and where is my sledgehammer??
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I just had a bad mental image for "Form blazing sword!!!"
*hides*I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK
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Quoth BookstoreEscapee View PostHey, doesn't Dips work with a Mark? Perhaps they were trying to reach her company
But he's totally flattered that somebody on CS remembers his fake name.The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.
The stupid is strong with this one.
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostWaste of Oxygen
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SC: "Yeah, but that's not in service anymore so let me give you another one."
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Then why did you even give it to me? Thank you for wasting 20 seconds of both of your lives."I don't want any part of your crazy cult! I'm already a member of the public library and that's good enough for me, thanks!"
~TechSmith 314
HellGate: London
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Quoth NightAngel View PostMany times have to tell them the number they have FIRST to verify that you're really you. Then you can give them you new info. I imagine that's what he thought.
If you'd actually heard him attempt to form sentences during the call it'd all become crystal clear.... ><
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostWhich I explained to the guy at the very first of the call...
If you'd actually heard him attempt to form sentences during the call it'd all become crystal clear.... ><
Also guess I missed the part where he couldn't form sentences.
Oh well."I don't want any part of your crazy cult! I'm already a member of the public library and that's good enough for me, thanks!"
~TechSmith 314
HellGate: London
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