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  • Woo woo!

    This is my first joke here, but it's one of my favourites. The original had a Polish guy, but I'm not racist, so let's just call him a dumb guy.
    Anyway, this dumb guy goes to Canada in the 19th century and tours the old west. He gets some Indians to be his guides and they're showing him around the forests, when an Indian goes to the mouth of a cave and yells "Woo woo!" A voice in the cave answers "Woo woo!" and the Indian strips off his clothes and runs in. The guy is confused and asks what the Indian is doing. Another Indian explains that it's mating season for the Indian and when they call "Woo woo" and get it back as a response it means it's time for loving. The guy walks around with the Indians all day watching them constantly call "Woo woo" and run naked into caves. That night, the dumb guy is feeling kind of romantic, so when he came across a cave he went up to it and yelled "Woo woo!" An answer came back- "Woo woo!" He stripped off his clothes and ran in.
    The headline the next day "Naked guy is hit by train".
    It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision.
    -Helen Keller

    I got this av from Court Records, made by Croik!
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