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  • #1501
    7up and orange juice.

    (alternatively, the answer could be BRAAAIIIIINSSSS...!! But that's just my cold talking.)

    Why am I so tired?
    Last edited by RootedPhoenix; 02-19-2009, 03:23 AM. Reason: adding things...BRAAAINNNNSSS.......~~!
    1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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    • #1502
      Quoth RootedPhoenix View Post
      7up and orange juice.

      (alternatively, the answer could be BRAAAIIIIINSSSS...!! But that's just my cold talking.)

      Why am I so tired?
      The Sleeping Fairy is on strike.

      Who cares if I borrow it?

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      • #1503
        I care. It's mine. MINE!!!

        Where did that come from?
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • #1504
          Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
          I care. It's mine. MINE!!!

          Where did that come from?
          You don't want to know!

          What?

          WHAT?!?

          I'm EVIL, didn't you all figure this out yet?
          "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
          --StanFlouride

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          • #1505
            Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
            You don't want to know!

            What?

            WHAT?!?

            I'm EVIL, didn't you all figure this out yet?
            You're just evil in your own mind.

            Who is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows?

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            • #1506
              Quoth idrinkarum View Post
              You're just evil in your own mind.

              Who is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows?
              Me, of course.

              Now why can't I have a Mercedes, sauna and room for a pony?
              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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              • #1507
                Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                Me, of course.

                Now why can't I have a Mercedes, sauna and room for a pony?
                Because the dealers only deal in Monopoly money.

                Why am I not playing in my husband's D&D game that is happening in my living room right at this minute?

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                • #1508
                  Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                  Because the dealers only deal in Monopoly money.

                  Why am I not playing in my husband's D&D game that is happening in my living room right at this minute?
                  Because the force just ain't with you tonight.

                  Why are wind (as in air moving the trees) and wind (as in winding a watch) spelled the same but have different meanings?
                  Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                  • #1509
                    Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                    Because the force just ain't with you tonight.

                    Why are wind (as in air moving the trees) and wind (as in winding a watch) spelled the same but have different meanings?
                    The group that got together to create the English language were all hitting the bong pretty hard that night...

                    Are we there yet?
                    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                    • #1510
                      Quoth DesignFox View Post
                      The group that got together to create the English language were all hitting the bong pretty hard that night...

                      Are we there yet?
                      You ask me one more time and I WILL turn this car around!!!!!!!!!


                      Why are orange roses so pretty?

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                      • #1511
                        Quoth Amina516 View Post
                        You ask me one more time and I WILL turn this car around!!!!!!!!!


                        Why are orange roses so pretty?
                        Because you're actually color blind.

                        Why am I not getting pizza?

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                        • #1512
                          All things that claim to be pie, but aren't really (pizza pie, eskimo pie) are no illegal in North America. Thank you ^-^


                          Why is my room such a mess?
                          Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                          Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                          Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                          • #1513
                            Quoth hinakiba777 View Post


                            Why is my room such a mess?

                            Gremlins.

                            What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a slinkety sound?
                            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                            • #1514
                              Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                              Gremlins.

                              What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a slinkety sound?
                              Log!

                              What the hell just happened here?
                              I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                              • #1515
                                Quoth DesignFox View Post
                                Log!

                                What the hell just happened here?
                                Aaah .. Mmmmm ... Nothing to see here ... Move along ... Move along!

                                What is cherry pepsi made out of?

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