Working On The Fourth Husband

[Lace Neil Singer]

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.

"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."

"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms, too, and died."

"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."

"He died of a broken neck."

"A broken neck?"

"He wouldn't eat his mushrooms."

[Ree]

I actually made a joke like this about my uncle.

He's on his fourth wife.

I said the only reason this one is still alive is because she wouldn't eat the mushrooms, and my brother predicted she would probably die of head injuries.

(Yeah, we're sick and twisted, but the man is 82 and has outlived 3 wives. Wife #3 was less than a year after wife #2 passed away, and wife #4 was only a year or so after she passed.)