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Old 08-19-2011, 01:29 PM
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Quoth XCashier View Post
this gorgeous sheer fabric that changed color from metallic green to metallic purple when it moved.
I've got a yard or so of this somewhere in the stash. Hmmmm, saddle blanket for RW, maybe? Oooooh, with tassels . . . .

Old 08-19-2011, 07:28 PM
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We should totally get him one of those glittery pink show saddles and matching bridles, and the saddle has to have that rhinestone-laden chestband and matching accessories-and of course we just can't go without braiding the mane and tail and putting shiny, glittery pink bows in it!

RW, you totally asked for it. Enjoy being mauled by dozens of pretty ladies with shiny things. :3

Old 08-19-2011, 07:43 PM
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*cooks up more bacon*


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Old 08-19-2011, 07:49 PM
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Hey guys, I have metallic thread...and a bedazzler!
Someone's going to be a gorgeous show pony!
(Makes bacon sandwich with three types of bacon for RW)
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Old 08-19-2011, 07:54 PM
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I got 3 of Sparks small plushies for my Grands. They still adore them. They worried when the tornado hit 2 days ago that the 'bad wind' (3 & 4 yo's) would steal them.
Spark's plushes, so good even nature wants them.

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Dammit now part of me is thinking how either a Ceiling Cat or Longcat/Tacgnol plushie(s) would come out =^_^=
Why oh why do I want a Tacgnol pillow?

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Bacon! *Grabby hands* Gimme gimme gimme! Please?

...h-HEY! No no no, not the sparkly halter! Come on, it's PINK! Everyone knows you don't mix pink with redheads! *Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiines*

Dang it.
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Old 08-20-2011, 12:42 AM
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...h-HEY! No no no, not the sparkly halter! Come on, it's PINK!
~ ...'Cause PINK is my favorite crayon... ~
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Old 08-20-2011, 01:57 AM
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Come to think of it, I had a pair of parachute/genie/wtf do you call them? pants that were the color change blue-purple-red in elementary school. I loved those pants to death.
Me and my sisters had that (the parachute/McHammer pants) and matching shirts our mom made us when we were kids. That guy is an idiot, glad he got blocked and not getting a refund for being a dick. I would've tacked on more charges not just for all the time and materials but because he was an asshole and I can! Being evil (to those that deserve it) is fun!
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Old 08-22-2011, 07:28 PM
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OMG, those are adorable. Absolutely adorable. My youngest niece (she's about 11) would probably love one of those. Your customer was a moron, but they are really cute. Are you going to Dragon Con this year?

Old 08-23-2011, 01:53 PM
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Try JoAnn just before Halloween. I don't know if they carry it every year, but last year they had this gorgeous sheer fabric that changed color from metallic green to metallic purple when it moved.
They've got it again this year! And another one with moons and stars that changes from metallic blue to metallic purple.

:sigh: I love Halloween.

:holds up color-changing fabric: Oh, RW...
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Old 08-23-2011, 09:08 PM
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Now I want a plushy rabid assault weasel. One day...one day...*plots and plans* Muhahahahahaha.
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