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  • #16
    I used to live near a place called "Wok and Roll".
    The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.

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    • #17
      There is a pharmacy in Corydon, Indianna called Butt Drugs.

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      • #18
        There's a shop less than a block from my workplace that features this sign:

        DICK's HEADShop
        "I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
        -Mira Furlan

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        • #19
          Balling Motel.
          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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          • #20
            Quoth Android Kaeli View Post
            And BJ's Wholesale, those have been around for ages. >.<
            Agreed. I shop there all the time.
            PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

            There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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            • #21
              Out here we have Pho King, Hu Hot (mongolian bbq place) and Dr Goodhead's office (he's an eye dr as near as I can tell)
              https://purplefish-quilting.square.site/

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              • #22
                Not sure it counts but we have a Swindler and Son's Florist.
                Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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                • #23
                  Locally we have a Dr. Bonebrake and Dr. Grimm (high school friend and a great guy/ chiropractor).
                  Meeeeoooow.....
                  Still missing you, Plaid

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                  • #24
                    I know of a P and S Furniture. It sounds worse on the commericials than it does written.

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                    • #25
                      Quoth PhiSigGirl1988 View Post
                      Lube Cube Auto Care
                      Chicks on Dix (strip club on Dix Rd.)
                      He Brews (Christian coffee fellowship place)
                      Guess ours isn't so original, we have a He Brews here, too, though it's a Kosher cafe & coffee shop.

                      Also, here in Salem, we have Salem's Latte

                      Somewhere I have a photo of a sign I took in England -
                      Sellit & Quick, Antique Dealers

                      And somewhere in NC (we used to see it when driving from our home in VA to visit my parents in western NC) is
                      The Hemlock Nursing Home

                      Madness takes it's toll....
                      Please have exact change ready.

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                      • #26
                        Wood Revival (furniture)
                        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                        • #27
                          Not far from me, S and M bathrooms.

                          http://construction.zibb.co.uk/profi...7+5ly/25992571

                          Rapscallion

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                          • #28
                            ADDING ON!!!!

                            -Panties Plus (plus what?)
                            -Stripmatic (for strippin machines!)
                            -Painful Pleasures (it hurts so good)
                            -Emo Transport (ships razors and angst right to your door)
                            -Leo A Dick & Sons (they're a family of dicks)
                            -Union Underwear Co. (undies for the rights of workers)
                            -Don't Look Back (WHY? )
                            -Naukabout Beer (the perfect drink for domestic violence)
                            -Kruger Ltd. (One two Freddy's comin to sell crap to you)
                            -Whitehead Plumbing (eew....)
                            -Scott's Nadscaping (disturbing if it was real. It wound up being a typo for Scott's LANDscaping)
                            -IRON horse in MAIDEN, north carolina (Eddie?)
                            Answers: $1
                            Correct Answers: $2
                            Answers that require thought: $5
                            Dumb looks are still free.

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                            • #29
                              Jock's Nitch Sporting Goods (umm which "Sports"?)
                              Meeeeoooow.....
                              Still missing you, Plaid

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                              • #30
                                I worked at Pizza D'Action.

                                Two pharmacists, Mr Goode and Mr Price, ran the Good Price pharmacy near where I grew up. Sold the business to a guy who really, REALLY wanted the trademark rights to that name.
                                Seshat's self-help guide:
                                1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                                2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                                3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                                4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

                                "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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