I used to live near a place called "Wok and Roll".
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There's a shop less than a block from my workplace that features this sign:
DICK's HEADShop"I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira Furlan
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Quoth Android Kaeli View PostAnd BJ's Wholesale, those have been around for ages. >.<PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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Out here we have Pho King, Hu Hot (mongolian bbq place) and Dr Goodhead's office (he's an eye dr as near as I can tell)
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Quoth PhiSigGirl1988 View PostLube Cube Auto Care
Chicks on Dix (strip club on Dix Rd.)
He Brews (Christian coffee fellowship place)
Also, here in Salem, we have Salem's Latte
Somewhere I have a photo of a sign I took in England -
Sellit & Quick, Antique Dealers
And somewhere in NC (we used to see it when driving from our home in VA to visit my parents in western NC) is
The Hemlock Nursing Home
Madness takes it's toll....
Please have exact change ready.
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Not far from me, S and M bathrooms.
http://construction.zibb.co.uk/profi...7+5ly/25992571
Rapscallion
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ADDING ON!!!!
-Panties Plus (plus what?)
-Stripmatic (for strippin machines!)
-Painful Pleasures (it hurts so good)
-Emo Transport (ships razors and angst right to your door)
-Leo A Dick & Sons (they're a family of dicks)
-Union Underwear Co. (undies for the rights of workers)
-Don't Look Back (WHY? )
-Naukabout Beer (the perfect drink for domestic violence)
-Kruger Ltd. (One two Freddy's comin to sell crap to you)
-Whitehead Plumbing (eew....)
-Scott's Nadscaping (disturbing if it was real. It wound up being a typo for Scott's LANDscaping)
-IRON horse in MAIDEN, north carolina (Eddie?)Answers: $1
Correct Answers: $2
Answers that require thought: $5
Dumb looks are still free.
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I worked at Pizza D'Action.
Two pharmacists, Mr Goode and Mr Price, ran the Good Price pharmacy near where I grew up. Sold the business to a guy who really, REALLY wanted the trademark rights to that name.Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.
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