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  • #31
    Quoth Kisa View Post
    -Union Underwear Co. (undies for the rights of workers)
    I've heard of one-piece long johns (the ones with the flap on the back so you don't have to take them off to take a dump) being referred to as a "union suit". Maybe these guys made a lot of them at one point?
    Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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    • #32
      Quoth wolfie View Post
      I've heard of one-piece long johns (the ones with the flap on the back so you don't have to take them off to take a dump) being referred to as a "union suit". Maybe these guys made a lot of them at one point?
      I heard that the old coot who sold Fish Springs to the government (with right of residency) had worn his so long without removal his leg hairs had all worked their way through...
      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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      • #33
        MORE! MORE I SAY!

        -Plus It's Cheap LLC (you get what you pay for)
        -Dykema Rubber Bands (like "Pimp My Ride" with lesbiens instead of rappers and rubber bands instead of cars)
        -Tripi Foods (duuuuuddeeee that is one groovy candy bar!)
        -Shanker Ind. (umm.... yeah)
        -LSD Rentals (try again)
        -Best Whip (for what?)
        -Carrothers (her what??)
        -Peavey (hee hee hee)
        -Smarty Had A Party (smart people unite!)
        -Polarized Meat Co. (I prefer my meat de-polarized thanks)
        Answers: $1
        Correct Answers: $2
        Answers that require thought: $5
        Dumb looks are still free.

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        • #34
          There was (maybe still is) a Vietnamese restaurant in Bellevue, Washington, called "What the Pho?"
          "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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          • #35
            Even more

            -Cox Pools
            -Insect Lore Products
            -Working Man Rental
            -Butcher Boy Meat
            -Rochester Vibratory
            -Dirty Hoe Landscaping
            -He Ain't Here Lounge
            Answers: $1
            Correct Answers: $2
            Answers that require thought: $5
            Dumb looks are still free.

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            • #36
              Oh, we also have a urology clinic in town...the doctor's name? Zipper!
              "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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              • #37
                I posted this on another thread, but we have a local urologist by the name of

                Dr. Richard 'Dick' Tapper.
                Just sliding down the razor blade of life.

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                • #38
                  LOL, I had to look up our doc's first name as I knew it started with an R...but it's not Richard.
                  "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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                  • #39
                    We have an asian restaurant of some sort called Hung Far Lo

                    Oh and we used to have a Pizza The Pie.
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                    • #40
                      I saw a 'lunch wagon' called "Two Girls With Weiners".
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                      • #41
                        There's an Asian restaurant in Baltimore called Yum Asian Bistro.
                        Driver Picks the Music, Shotgun Shuts His Cakehole.
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                        • #42
                          the first one is a real buffet in Little Canada, MN.
                          Second one is in Pine City, MN

                          I don't have a photo of my third one but there is a "T & A Toppers & Accessories" in Forest Lake, MN. They sell truck bed toppers/shells and accessories, etc.
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