Im going to shoot you and everyone here!!

[Kitten in the box]

We had a bit of excitement the other day. As I was covering a courtesy clerk's shift for 4 hours we saw these two women come in and head straight over to liqour dept. Ok...its a bit early to drink but whatever. They come to the front with their regular groceries and all goes well until one of my cw's asks them to take the liqour out of their pack as she saw them put it in. this is what happened

CW: You need to take the liqour out now and leave.
TW: we aint got shit. we aint takin' nothin out of nowhere
CW: I saw you take it. *takes one bottle out*
K: You should just leave. leave now and the police won't be involved

the TW's (thieving women) shove past my cw and grab a black handbasket and throw it at her head. CW ducks and avoids being hit with the basket

TW: wanna evade this bitch? i'll teach you to fucking evade this! *throws a glass bottle of starbucks at my cw who ducks that as well

at that point my cw, our icc manager, myself, and a customer usher them out the door. the TW's proceed to hit him with their purses and fists. Being as they are women and he's a man he doubles his fists and covers his head. TW's dont like this.

TW: don't YOU FUCKING BLOCK US!! DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING BLOCK US!! *hits even more*

Customer: If you bitches were men you'd be picking up your teeth. I don't hit women so consider yourselves lucky.

The TWs head into thier car and try and run ME over. Luckily I had a cart in front of me and whenever they revved fowared i pushed the car at them. they finally sped off to the side saying they were coming back with a gun to shoot us. My cw yelled "Get your fucking gun! get your fucking gun!"

we head into the store and call the cops. they take our reports and it turns out the women were on parole for marajuana and shoplifting.

The women came back later (no gun) to get the liqour again. this time the cops were stationed at the driveway exit and as they were leaving they were stopped by the police and checked. they had weed on them but that was it. They were arrested for assult, theft, and threatening.

[depechemodefan]

Good thing they didn't come back with weapons (or other people with weapons) but how fucking stupid are they to come back after making threats? They are pure EW, thinking they can get away with making threats so they came back.

[sirwired]

Wow. Just wow. That takes a special breed of stupid.

Let's see, they are on parole, yet decide to return to a life of petty crime. In the process, the commit what appear to be some felonies, while doing such in a way that makes them very easy to catch.

After their attempt fails, and giving the store ample time to call the cops, they COME BACK? Yeah, that was going to end well.

[PepperElf]

Good thing they didn't come back with weapons (or other people with weapons) but how fucking stupid are they to come back after making threats? They are pure EW, thinking they can get away with making threats so they came back.

not to mention screaming at him for DARING to block their punches.


sadly some people really do act like this is their right.

and that if you stop them - or defend yourself - you're the one in the wrong.

[cinema guy]

I hope everyone is okay. It is good to see their stupidity got them caught.

[Jay]

Too bad a film crew wasn't around, that'd have made for an awesome episode of COPS.

[thehuckster]

I certainly am glad the SCs were brought to justice. Since they were on parole chances are they're going to be locked up for a moderately long time at least.

[Kitten in the box]

They will. And in their haste to hurry they dropped a weed cube. Hahaha.., so now they have that on them as well

[BroSCFischer]

My only concern is that people like this tend to hold grudges, and the next time they come in (which, if they make bail, may not be that far in the future) they very well may be armed.

Be careful.

SC

[AmbrosiaWriter]

*Falls over*

Demanding that the other customer doesn't block them?

*rolls around the floor in pain*

Imagine, if just saying "don't you block me" actually worked in a legitimate fight. I probably would've delivered a punch to the solar plexus to the both of them, or at least wrested their purses from them.

[XCashier]

I'm glad you and everyone else there are okay. That could've ended very badly.

I hope they do not make bail and spend a nice long time in the Greybar Hotel.

Let's see, they are on parole, yet decide to return to a life of petty crime. In the process, the commit what appear to be some felonies, while doing such in a way that makes them very easy to catch.

It's baffling, isn't it? You'd think they'd have figured out that their chosen lifestyle is what is getting them into trouble and make changes. But like Einstein said, "insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."

[Jester]

Imagine, if just saying "don't you block me" actually worked in a legitimate fight.

I love when people talk about "fighting fair." Unless it's a scuffle with a buddy of yours, or you're a professional fighter or boxer, if you're in a fight, there is no "fair." I have, for example, taught all my nieces that if they are for some reason being attacked by a guy, to go hard for the nuts.

And while I have never done it myself, I would not be above using a nut shot if I was involved with a skirmish with a guy much larger than myself. I have slammed heads into solid objects, and I have no compunction about doing some pretty vicious and "dirty" stuff if I am involved in a fight. I'm not a big guy, and if I am in a fight, I almost always have a disadvantage.

A buddy of mine tried to break up a fight of some dudes picking on someone else. He tried to be fair. The dudes stomped on his skull and sent him to the hospital. And he's not a small dude or a pansy. Hell, he has the hardest skull of anyone I've ever met. And they still fractured it. I guarantee you that he will never let that happen again.

Fair fight? Bullshit. The two words are contradictory, and there is no such thing as a fair fight in the real world. And I would relish the opportunity of watching someone teach the idiots from the OP that exact lesson.

[MournBlade]

The minute they started yelling get the gun is when I would have tackled one after I knocked the other out.
I don't hit women unless the hit me first - they slap me I have slapped back, I have yet to close fist punch a woman yet but if she looks like she is pulling a gun I will in a second.
Kudos to the guy though for showing restraint.
I have a serious back injury and usually only leave the house with my wife and son, there are a few times they have been threatened and in cases like that pain be damned - I'll die before anyone hurts my family.

[taxguykarl]

My only concern is that people like this tend to hold grudges, and the next time they come in (which, if they make bail, may not be that far in the future) they very well may be armed.

As they were already on parole, they won't be out for some time. In their drug-addled state, they could easily forget once they sober up...which will not be soon. Right now, striking back will not be too high (no pun intended) on their priorities.

That could've ended very badly.

That's for sure... Good to see that your local PD was waiting for them.

[TravisRB69]

I'm glad I live in a small town where dealing with ghetto hood rats like that is a rare occurrence.

Unfortunately, in their place we have the meth heads. But at least you don't have to worry about knocking out their teeth if you hit them back.