Help! I need a motto!!!

[Barracuda]

A badger, hmm?

Eulaliaaaaa! (Kudos to those who get the reference.)

[Seshat]

"Hakuna Matata" is what I first thought of.

...Putting the sin in Wisconsin...?

Cute, but, uh...we're in New Jersey.

"Putting the jerk in Jersey."

Sorry, I had to.

Well, for your unofficial motto, I recommend "Good, fast, cheap. Pick any two, you can't have all three." But I'm sure your boss wouldn't want that as the public motto.


Two bits of info we need:
* what's your unique selling point? In what way are you different from/better than other supplies departments?
* Failing that, what's the point you want to emphasise?
(For example, a brand of menstrual supplies products did a line of ads that demonstrated their absorbency in a very funny and cute way. All pads are absorbent, so it wasn't a unique selling point. But it was the point they chose to emphasise.)

[charred]

Eulaliaaaaa!

Jacques' Redwall?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Still haven't really done much...but here's the rules:

Must be 7 words or less.
Prizes for the winner.
Bonus points for an acronym.

And the two that have been posted so far:
Shallow end is for wussies.
Taxidea taxus: ferus lentus cavo profundus! (which I haven't quite translated; Google gives me gibberish, there are several possible choices for most of the words; Taxidea taxus is the taxonomy name for badger, though.)

[Mytical]

"We supply what you need" Probably a bit too straightforward and simplistic.

[BlaqueKatt]

Must be 7 words or less.
Prizes for the winner.
Bonus points for an acronym.

the two I posted were 6 and 7 words and spelled badger...I really hate being an "invisible poster"

[BookstoreEscapee]

the two I posted were 6 and 7 words and spelled badger...I really hate being an "invisible poster"

I saw them and thank you.

I just wanted to copy what was actually posted on the sharepoint thread since I couldn't remember the wording when I first posted this thread. I copied it and emailed it home.