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Old 09-21-2014, 02:10 AM
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Confuscious also say man who has woman on ground has piece on Earth.
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Old 09-21-2014, 02:21 PM
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Confucius also say, man who smokes weed while using toilet is high on pot.
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Old 09-21-2014, 02:34 PM
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Confuscious say woman who put detergent on top shelf jump for Joy.
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Confucius say man who farts in church sits in own pew.
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Baseball has it wrong. A man can't walk with four balls.

A man who fouls a ball off his crotch has two balls and one strike.
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Old 10-05-2014, 10:01 PM
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Did you hear about the Yoga instructor who married a concrete contractor?

She stays flexible for her man because he has something that's rock hard.
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Old 10-06-2014, 05:54 AM
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Little Bo Peep was "feeling under the wether" yesterday. I'd say she was REALLY sick.
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