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Old 02-27-2014, 02:45 AM
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So this premature ejaculator comes out of nowhere....
Wow, we should have seen that one coming....

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Old 02-27-2014, 03:47 AM
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What do you call a hooker that gets paid in spaghetti?









































A pasta-tute!
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I thought it was a Putanesca.
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A man sees a chav with an extremely colourful parrot on his shoulder, and asks "Where did you get him?". The parrot answers "At the football game - there's thousands of the worthless buggers there".

How does a family of snakes enter the student residence at Hogwarts? They Slytherin.

A day late, but one for you Yanks:

What kind of tea do you make by infusing the leaves in cold saltwater? Liber-tea.
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Old 07-06-2014, 05:45 AM
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So this premature ejaculator comes out of nowhere....
Did you hear about the guy who made love to an ATM?







He came into money.
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Did you hear about the guy who made love to an ATM?







He came into money.
Ok MoonCat your joke changed my mood.

What did the bad comedian say when he bombed at the bowling alley?






Spare me.

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Old 07-16-2014, 07:46 AM
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OH NO! I killed the conversation with my terrible pun. Now I will have to go back to selling homemade Jellies, I'll sure be in a jam. I think I spread myself too thin. I'm toast. Hopefully this reply can jar the conversation.

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It may be too late to preserve.

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Old 07-18-2014, 04:57 AM
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If a student at the Al Quaida Terrorist Acadamy bombs the final exam, does he fail the course, or get extra credit?

Candidate for the world's thinnest book: "mufflers" section of the Harley Davidson Parts and Accessories Catalogue.
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Did you guys hear about the guy who was killed and the only clue was a single chicken feather?















Police suspect it was FOWL play *runs*
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