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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into
Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all
the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning,
and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there.
Are they twins?'
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no
they ain't! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the
hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just
stupid?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
What?
Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all
the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning,
and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there.
Are they twins?'
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no
they ain't! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the
hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just
stupid?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
What?