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  • Rear-ended

    I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just get sooo stressed and life seems to get funny? Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"... and THAT'S when the fight started . .
    "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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    At least you didn't wake up Grumpy.
    Seshat's self-help guide:
    1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
    2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
    3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
    4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

    "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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    • #3
      Quoth Seshat View Post
      At least you didn't wake up Grumpy.
      ...or end up fucking Goofy. Oops, wrong joke.
      Sometimes life is altered.
      Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
      Uneasy with confrontation.
      Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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      • #4
        Now, say what you mean, don't be Bashful...
        I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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        • #5
          Quoth Seshat View Post
          At least you didn't wake up Grumpy.
          And Grumpy turns into Bitchy when she's woke out of a sound sleep . . .well, for any other reason than a Booty Call.

          And I think that's why Bitchy was left out of the story . . . nobody wanted to disturb her sleep.
          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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