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Is this perchance Magic the Gathering?
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Old 04-05-2020, 03:42 AM
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I heard about this after work tonight.

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As is normal these days, many things are rationed in grocery stores. One of the items in our store that's rationed is packages of chicken parts. S/SC comes through CW's line with something like a dozen or so packages.

CW: "I'm sorry, ma'am, but you're only allowed two packages of chicken."

S/SC: "But I'm having a GATHERING!!!"



The squabble went on for a few minutes, with CW repeating that S/SC could only have TWO packages and asking which two she wanted, and S/SC continuing to insist she was having a GATHERING.

Finally, in the best traditions of Sucky Customers everywhere, S/SC huffed one final time ... and walked out on her entire buggy of food.

So I guess now she will have no food at all for her GATHERING ... ?
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Old 04-05-2020, 04:14 AM
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Nobody should be having GATHERINGs now anyway...
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Old 04-05-2020, 05:58 PM
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Nobody should be having GATHERINGs now anyway...
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Old 04-05-2020, 06:12 PM
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What is it with people!?
Oh wait! Wait! I know this one.

Umm...

"They are stupid."

Did I get it right?
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Old 04-06-2020, 09:51 PM
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Oh wait! Wait! I know this one.

Umm...

"They are stupid."

Did I get it right?
Pretty much.
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Old 04-07-2020, 08:42 PM
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Can we shut down Special Snowflake Dispatch for the duration?
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