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  • A fourteen year old weasel walks into a bar...

    He hops up onto a stool and asks the bartender for an ale.

    The bartender looks at the weasel and puts his hands on his hips. "Sorry, kid, but you're looking wayyyy too young for alcohol, can't serve you ale."

    The weasel looked nonplussed. "Okay, what about beer?" The bartender glared. "No beer neither."

    The weasel sighed. "Okay, what *do* you have that I can drink?"

    "We've got water, milk, orange juice, coffee and pop" said the bartender. "What'll you have?"

    "Pop," goes the weasel.

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    the beauty of a pun is in the OY of the beholder
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    • #3
      Quoth AccountingDrone View Post
      the beauty of a pun is in the OY of the beholder
      Weasel she about that...
      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
      Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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        Quoth AccountingDrone View Post
        the beauty of a pun is in the OY of the beholder
        To be fair, the weasel won't be the beerholder.
        This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

        I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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