Every Wednesday my boss has off so I have to set up the fish case in the morning, I'm about halfway done setting the case and this woman comes up to get some fish so I stop to help her. The entire time she doesn't say anything, no hello no excuse me nothing. I ask her what she would like and she starts grabbing for the fish so I tell her not to stick her hands in the case and close the windows, once I get behind the counter I ask her again and she just looks irritated and taps the case and holds up one finger. I get her 1 pound of shrimp, I hand it to her and she doesn't even say thank you and walks away. The best part is I know she can talk because she answered her phone when she walked over to the meat case.
The second guy also wanted shrimp but he only wanted very little and he decided to make a joke out of it, "since there's not much you're giving it to me for free" that joke is never funny. When he saw I wasn't laughing he got a little iritated "Jesus Christ lighten up will ya, it's just a joke. Smile!" I told him you don't know how many times I've heard that joke over the last 9 years, then he gets pissy. "Fine, I won't ever tell it again ok! You're probably not even funny!" I did have the perfect comeback but if I used it he would've complained, and that unfunny douche left soon after anyway.
The second guy also wanted shrimp but he only wanted very little and he decided to make a joke out of it, "since there's not much you're giving it to me for free" that joke is never funny. When he saw I wasn't laughing he got a little iritated "Jesus Christ lighten up will ya, it's just a joke. Smile!" I told him you don't know how many times I've heard that joke over the last 9 years, then he gets pissy. "Fine, I won't ever tell it again ok! You're probably not even funny!" I did have the perfect comeback but if I used it he would've complained, and that unfunny douche left soon after anyway.
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