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I don't know what it is with this one lot. It's just one of about 30 owned by the same reality company, with the same rules, restrictions and permits as all the rest. But, for some reason, fakes turn up here at an alarming rate compared to everywhere else.
2 in the last month
6 in the last year
More than any other single lot I stalk
At least 3 of those were the result of a permit-forging ring that quickly gave up when their first batch of "customers" got towed away owing to their sweatshop-like QC, but the rest are inexplicable.
I'm only musing this because I caught another one last night.
Seriously dude? There wasn't ANYTHING around you when you made that forgery that had a measly 8 inch straight edge on it? No books? No notepads? No rulers? No porno mags? DVD case? Your own most-likely-flat cranium? From walking into doors you once again forgot to open before trying to egress the facilities?
Because if you had only cut the sides in nice straight lines, as opposed to ones that meandered like the Mississippi, I probably wouldn't have caught you.
Oh wait, yes I would have, because the corners of that permit were "snowflakes", that is, every single one was unique, one was sharp and angular, one was rounded and oblong, one was kinda wavy and another had tiny little "mouse bite" marks, like when you try to cut precisely with scissors that are about 3 sizes too big for the job and instead of a nice clean corner, you get the shearing version of a 10-point turn in a tight parking lot. Kinda like the 10 point turn we had to make to get the tow truck in and out of there with your car last night....
$115, cash or credit, no checks, master forger.
2 in the last month
6 in the last year
More than any other single lot I stalk
At least 3 of those were the result of a permit-forging ring that quickly gave up when their first batch of "customers" got towed away owing to their sweatshop-like QC, but the rest are inexplicable.
I'm only musing this because I caught another one last night.
Seriously dude? There wasn't ANYTHING around you when you made that forgery that had a measly 8 inch straight edge on it? No books? No notepads? No rulers? No porno mags? DVD case? Your own most-likely-flat cranium? From walking into doors you once again forgot to open before trying to egress the facilities?
Because if you had only cut the sides in nice straight lines, as opposed to ones that meandered like the Mississippi, I probably wouldn't have caught you.
Oh wait, yes I would have, because the corners of that permit were "snowflakes", that is, every single one was unique, one was sharp and angular, one was rounded and oblong, one was kinda wavy and another had tiny little "mouse bite" marks, like when you try to cut precisely with scissors that are about 3 sizes too big for the job and instead of a nice clean corner, you get the shearing version of a 10-point turn in a tight parking lot. Kinda like the 10 point turn we had to make to get the tow truck in and out of there with your car last night....
$115, cash or credit, no checks, master forger.
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