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  • Nothing Like A Little Public Urination... (gross)

    Oh for the love of fuck. I got suckered into working 2 extra days this week since another cashier is on vacation, and I am starting to regret that decision, deeply.

    <Background>
    -Prostitution is alive and well in most cities, including mine, even though it's illegal in all states except Nevada (if I recall). That doesn't stop the various whores and pimps from coming in. Some of them have serious drug addictions, lots of them steal, etc, etc.
    -The bathrooms for my Aid of Rite are employees only, we have no public bathrooms. We have the right to say no to people if they want to use the bathroom. Most of the time I will let most people use it, but if we're short staffed and no one is available to sit back there with the customer to make sure they don't steal our stuff, then they're denied. This causes no end of whining.
    -Our cosmetics aisle is semi secluded in feel but is one of the busiest aisles in the store. The pharmacy intake window is down that aisle and there are lots of people who come to our pharmacy.</background>

    Pharmacy is known for breaking these policies, but pharmacy manager B has a spine and refused to let a well known whore use the bathroom at around noon. Whore seemed remarkably calm. Whore goes into cosmetics aisle, less than 5 feet away from a browsing customer, pulls up her skirt, squats and pisses into a plastic bag. Whore shoves the unknotted bag onto a low shelf, drags skirt along her inner slit to wipe and walks off, accompanies by her much younger pimp. Germaphobic cashier cleans up the mess and threatens all sorts of dark apocalyptic destruction upon the souls of the whore and pimp and managers and most of humanity.

    Didn't see it, wanted to watch the video but was denied. This is probably going to become the discussion topic of the month for us at my work. Whenever someone said they were going to the bathroom, the joke was "ok, take a plastic bag!" for the rest of the night.

    And the beat goes on.
    Last edited by ralerin; 08-06-2012, 01:19 AM.
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  • #2
    Oh eeewww!

    That's just all kinds of wrong, with wrong sauce, with a wrong-ass cherry on top. Oh wait, prostitutes don't have cherries. Nuts, then, 'cause that's just crazy.
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    • #3
      Quoth ralerin View Post
      *snip*
      -Prostitution is alive and well in most cities, including mine, even though it's illegal in all states except Nevada (if I recall).
      To be far, only in the regulated brothels. Street workers are still breaking the laws. Gotta love skanks.

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      • #4
        Any chance of installing and enforcing a perma-ban on these "people"?

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        • #5
          Quoth eltf177 View Post
          Any chance of installing and enforcing a perma-ban on these "people"?
          ...or installing a faucet and hose by cosmetics to hose the dogs, er.. people away before they act stupider?

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          • #6
            is it bad that part of me says, if she comes back in ... offer her some free doggy bags?

            or, perhaps corporate will let you ban her now.


            although part of me says, perhaps a suggestion for the store is that from now on, no exceptions period. that way no one gets use to being told "yes" only to be told "no" later.

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            • #7
              Time to pop that pimp/ho... and apply a little NotSeenHeah™.
              Last edited by dalesys; 08-05-2012, 06:52 PM.
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              • #8
                Quoth eltf177 View Post
                Any chance of installing and enforcing a perma-ban on these "people"?
                As much of a chance as there is of a peaceful race of aliens landing in Washington and offering a cure for all known diseases.

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                • #9


                  Oh thank jellybeans! This is so messed up that my brain refuses to process it to the point of mental image. I am just confused, but my mind is totally blank. I can't picture this scene even if I try! Yay!

                  But yeah, that is just....Why didn't the bag collapse and spill over?

                  ....Okay so there is one mental image.
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                  • #10
                    ew, though at least she didn't use any of your stuff(say, t-shirts on sale or a roll of toliet paper from a 12 roll) to wipe. But still

                    OT, but last week I was looking for hotels in Austin. Looking at reviews, one said, "at this hotel there is a sign saying "no locals"-I didn't know why" another review said, "I suppose if the hotel has to have a sign saying "no locals," then there must be prosititution" and then another review about "well, at the swimming pool I see a ho making connections and taking a guy back into the hotel." I kind of wanted to book there just for the entertainment.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth NateTheChops View Post
                      As much of a chance as there is of a peaceful race of aliens landing in Washington and offering a cure for all known diseases.
                      "We come to Serve Man."
                      They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Panacea View Post
                        "We come to Serve Man."
                        To whom?

                        I used to work at the Aid of Rite meself. There's one in da Bronx where the prostitutes used to use the bathrooms to get ready for work; the managers stopped letting that happen when they began finding empty hairspray cans and brushes full of skanky hair, neither of which had been paid for.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth depechemodefan View Post
                          one said, "at this hotel there is a sign saying "no locals"-I didn't know why" another review said, "I suppose if the hotel has to have a sign saying "no locals,"
                          Mrs. TGK & I stayed for one night at a place with a similar sign--specifically $500 deposit required for locals. When I asked the manager about it, he said that too many were using the rooms for parties and causing damage.
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                          • #14
                            Quoth ralerin View Post
                            -The bathrooms for my Aid of Rite are employees only, we have no public bathrooms. We have the right to say no to people if they want to use the bathroom.
                            Sort of OT but I just heard a news report on the radio the other day that MA passed a law requiring all stores with restroom facilities to allow customers to use the employee bathrooms. The reporter noted that the customer needed to have a doctor’s note.

                            Quoth depechemodefan View Post
                            Looking at reviews, one said, "at this hotel there is a sign saying "no locals"-I didn't know why" another review said, "I suppose if the hotel has to have a sign saying "no locals," then there must be prosititution"
                            IDK, prostitution is quite a leap. As taxguykarl said I have only seen this in regards to locals only renting for parties (and when I was in my late teens/early twenties I went to several “hotel parties” at places that hadn’t been proactive about preventing locals from renting!).
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