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    Both of these actually happened to my co-worker B, but I was there to witness both of them.

    Incident 1:

    B and I were working the register. We both had customers, but B was at the last register, near the entrance/exit doors. It is common for people coming in or out to pause there to ask questions. As I said, B was helping a customer when a woman comes up. He nods to her and continues helping his current customer.

    This of course is not good enough for the woman, who said very loudly, "SIR! MA'AM-WHATEVER YOU ARE! I need another bag, this one's about to break!"

    Me:
    My customer:
    B's customer:

    B: EXCUSE ME?

    Now I should explain that B is an aging hippie, he has long red hair he usually wears in a ponytail. He is also 6"3 and there is no way in hell anyone could mistake him for a woman, even from the back.

    Woman: Uh, I didn't mean that in a bad way...

    To his credit, B said nothing. He picked up a bag, thrust it at the woman, and turned back to his customer. She left rather sheepishly with all of us staring at her.

    Incident 2:

    B is at the Help Desk. I walk up just in time to hear this woman say, "No, you people already LIED to me once today!"



    I look at B's monitor and recognize the name of the book he was looking at. Earlier that morning we had gotten a reservation for a title off our website.

    The thing about our website is that it lists all books we have ever carried. Next to each title on the website is a button that says, "Check Local Availability". Guess how many people bother to click that button? Not many. I spend a lot of time calling and e-mailing people and explaining why we don't have the book even though (insert whiny voice here) "The website SAYS you have it!"

    That is what happened with this woman's reservation. I checked the Internet reservations that morning. The book she wanted to reserve had been sold two days before and we had none on hand (her e-mail was dated this morning, just before we opened, so I know it hadn't been sitting in the inbox for days, something else SCs love to accuse us of). I e-mailed her with this information and an offer to order it, and I also called the number she'd provided as a contact number and left a message.

    She was wearing scrubs in the store, so I suppose she was at work and didn't get the e-mail, and the number must have been her home number. Oh well, sucks to be her, but how did we LIE to her when the whole thing could have been avoided simply by her following directions?

    I explained all this to B and we had a laugh at her expense. Poor B, I hope tomorrow is better for him!
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  • #2
    I lOye...sorry for your coworker. He needs hugs.

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    • #3
      I think what happened to your coworker B is that people don't pay attention to things, or if they do they don't have enough RAM to deal with all the visual data they take in.
      Same phenomena that caused two people to accuse me of carrying a gun. Er, no I believe you are referring to my CANE.
      The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury. - Marcus Aurelius
      If you're slower than me, stupider than me, and you taste good...you're dinner - Anthony Bourdain

      Memento mori.

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      • #4
        Okay, how in hell can one mistake a cane for a gun ?
        "I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."

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        • #5
          Probably watching too many James Bond Movies; I think there was a villain with a gun hidden in his cane in one of them.

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          • #6
            Quoth Salted Grump View Post
            Probably watching too many James Bond Movies; I think there was a villain with a gun hidden in his cane in one of them.
            At the FBI building in DC, they showed off a shotgun built into a cane that was in their weapons room. Twist the handle slightly for a trigger, and the pellets exit through the base, which is thin enough to break away. They also emptied a MAC-10 and a Thompson SMG on the firing range for us. So very cool.
            The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
            "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
            Hoc spatio locantur.

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            • #7
              Quoth aniwahya View Post
              Same phenomena that caused two people to accuse me of carrying a gun. Er, no I believe you are referring to my CANE.
              Meh. I prefer sword canes, myself...
              Unseen but seeing
              oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
              There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
              3rd shift needs love, too
              RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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              • #8
                Quoth Salted Grump View Post
                Probably watching too many James Bond Movies; I think there was a villain with a gun hidden in his cane in one of them.
                There is in the very first novel, Casino Royale, dating back to 1953.
                "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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                • #9
                  poor guy, he needs a pick me up. *hands B a jello shot*
                  I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                  Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                  Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                  • #10
                    "The website SAYS you have it!"
                    This was on of my big pet peeves in the bookstore.

                    No. The website says that the warehouse has it in stock. It does not say that all 800+ stores in the company have it. (There is a link to find out if your local store might have it, which also tells you to call to confirm. Since if the store has it in stock and it's on hold for someone, it's still going to look the same on the internet. If you call the store they can see on the computer if any copies are customer orders, and since inventory is often wrong, they can check to see if it's actually on the shelf.)


                    (her e-mail was dated this morning, just before we opened, so I know it hadn't been sitting in the inbox for days, something else SCs love to accuse us of).
                    Do they seriously think that if they reserve something by email it's not going to have the date on it??

                    (Don't answer that.)
                    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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