My dad came up with this one years ago, he used to call Office Depot "Office Despot" instead. I always thought it was hilarious. Anyone got any other funny store names?
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1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
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I call them Office Despot, as well
We have a bunch, as users here (voluntarily) usually obfuscate the names of the places where they work...just in case.
My personal favorite is Voldemart."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
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(some are old)
Home Depot: Gnome Depot
Home Desperate
Taco Bell: The Mexican Phone Company
Little Ceasers: Little Sleazers.
IHOP: International Church of Pancakes.
(Local Video store chain, that has gone out of Business) Video Connection: Video Erection.
Burger King: Burger Thing
Bob Evans: Uncle Bobs
Meijer store: Meager'sJust sliding down the razor blade of life.
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