Making fun of store names.

[Firecrackers Not Included]

Conoco (name in itself)

[Racket_Man]

Pizza Pit (Wisconsin delivery pizza chain that may still be in existence, in which case God alone knows why)--Piece Of Shit

The one here in my town did have good product but sadly they left about 10 years ago.

Crap in the box (Jack in the box)

Jack in the Crack

or more crudely put ( do I post this one or not????)
Punch in the C*nt

[TopEndDave]

There is an Australian car parts and repair change called "REPCO".
Don't know what it really stands for but it can stand for Rip Every Poor Customer Off.

[sms001]

(...gets changed to "fart". We have a twelve-year-old son boy, he thinks this is high comedy!)

ftfy.

[SongsOfDragons]

Oh I remembe one! I don't think it's actually a store more a brand. I wouldn't know...

AppleCrumble and Fish!

[Ophbalance]

Best Buy = Breast Buy

[retro]

KFC= Unlucky Fried Kitten

[drjonah]

There's a auto parts dealer in Wisconsin named Mofoco. Yeah if you say it out loud I'm sure most of you can figure out what funny name people had for them

[retro]

A nearby seaside town has a burger place which is just called KB (King Burger). Yeah you can see where they got that name from. My ex- called it Kurger Bing, and now it's stuck.

[sms001]

- called it Kurger Bing, and now it's stuck.

Pretty clever, actually.

[Silent-Hunter]

LOL Kurger Bing!

I'm calling Burger King that now.

[dalesys]

Then there's that popular boy band... five of them... One Erection

[wolfie]

For the largest burger chain in North America, I've heard "McPukes" and "Chez Ronald".

For Save-on-foods, one location (Metrotown in Burnaby - a Vancouver suburb) had the nickname "Cave-in foods".

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Then there's that popular boy band... five of them... One Erection

Hey! That's my joke!

I also like to call them Five Guys One Cup, because of reasons. It sounding funny to me being one of those reasons.

[ComputerNecromancer]

Radio Shaft
Dominatrix Pizza