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So you want me to change how technology works...just for you??
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"Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
- Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy V
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With hard drives, there's also the discrepancy where they call 1000 bytes a kilobyte, when it's actually 1024. The difference wasn't really that significant when it was all kilobytes and megabytes, but now that it's gigabytes and terabytes, it really looks like you're getting screwed.Sometimes life is altered.
Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
Uneasy with confrontation.
Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right
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Quoth CyberLurch View PostUnintentional, I assure you. I was actually quoting myself from numerous occasions spanning about three decades."If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant
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Quoth MadMike View PostWith hard drives, there's also the discrepancy where they call 1000 bytes a kilobyte, when it's actually 1024. The difference wasn't really that significant when it was all kilobytes and megabytes, but now that it's gigabytes and terabytes, it really looks like you're getting screwed.“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged.
One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.
The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John Rogers
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I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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Quoth sirwired View PostBecause there's an appropriate car analogy for every situation:
"Mr SC: If you drive your car by flooring it all the time and keep it in a low gear, do you think you'll still get the advertised gas mileage?" Of course, with that kind of IQ, he'd answer "yes".
Quoth Dave1982 View PostI feel your pain. I used to have similar conversations with people who didn't understand that the estimated yield of an ink or toner was *gasp* an ESTIMATE!! If you're constantly printing big photos it won't print as many pages!!
"But this is supposed to get 750 pages!!!!!!"Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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Quoth Monterey Jack View Post"I DEMAND you fit fifty pounds of shit into this twenty-five pound bag!!!"I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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Quoth dalesys View PostIf I put the bag over your head, you won't be able to see if I got the whole fifty pounds in the bag, sir.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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Quoth wolfie View PostIf you buy tires rated at 100,000 km, but your wheel alignment is way out of spec and you do burnouts every time the light turns green, they WON'T last 100,000 km.
I did this 2 tire changes in a row (tires $140 - $150 each). Those 55,000 mile tires only lasted me about 23,000 miles (about 11 - 12 months) because of the stop and go VERY urban amount of driving I do for my job. 90% of the miles I put on my car are for work. Now I just get non-special cheaper new tires.I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
-- Life Sucks Then You Die.
"I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."
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Have you considered a Mophie JuicePack case? Saves having to carry 2 items (phone and portable backup charger), just flip a switch to charge the phone from the case's battery. When connected to a charger, it charges the phone's battery first and then the case's.
OtterBox makes a similar product for some phones, but (at the time I was looking - haven't checked recently) not for mine.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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