This town ain't big enough...

[crazylegs]

So, I was attempting to exit one of the least favourable shops in <My Town> when I came across two women pushing buggys, however, they were not pushing them in the usual manner of behind said baby carriage, however the were walking alongside, causing a huge rolling roadblock.

I'm sorry, if I wanted to crawl along at two miles an hour looking at the back of something not very interesting I would chuck a mattress on the M5 and call HATO, I don't however want to look at your barely covered arse as you wander down the store looking for more things to waste your money on!